Another Valentines day without a gf :(

[SSSnail]

Fiancee won't allow...

 

[dennilfloss]

 

[busydude]

Parody with the same title? Fail!

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Haven't had sex in sooooooo long. It's gotten to the point where you masturbate thinking of other times you masturbated.

 

[SSSnail]

Parody with the same title? Fail!

Nah, the other thread title was originally "Another valentines day without a BF" Mine says GF, huge difference. And, if you're having a hard time distinguishing B and G, then I'm not very surprised that you're probably sitting alone.

 

[brianmanahan]

It was a mispelling!

 

[busydude]

It was a mispelling!

LOL.. get back to writing pomes.

 

[brianmanahan]

sssnail stole my subject line
and with it all my thunder
so i'll try to steal his fiance
as revenge for his blunder

 

[SSSnail]

sssnail stole my subject line
and with it all my thunder
so i'll try to steal his fiance
as revenge for his blunder

I don't know... something you want to tell us? First it was BF, now fiance :hmm:

Just come out already.

 

[brianmanahan]

I don't know... something you want to tell us? First it was BF, now fiance :hmm:

Just come out already.

wait whats wrong with fiance?

 

[Lean L]

wait whats wrong with fiance?

Do they not teach this in school? 2 Es = female.

 

[drebo]

Do they not teach this in school? 2 Es = female.

It's French. Most schools don't teach French anymore.

Fiancé = girl's potential husband
Fiancée = boy's potential wife

 

[brianmanahan]

Do they not teach this in school? 2 Es = female.

maybe in canada, lol

 

[MotF Bane]

It's French. Most schools don't teach French anymore.

Fiancé = girl's potential husband
Fiancée = boy's potential wife

It's French, but widely used in English, so that doesn't matter.

The point is that most schools don't teach anymore. :awe:

 

[brianmanahan]

It's French, but widely used in English, so that doesn't matter.

The point is that most schools don't teach anymore. :awe:

they teach freedom not french!

 

[alkemyst]

Escorts run specials today. Slow day usually for them with most folks actually getting some from their SO.

I am halfway across the country from mine so thank god for the pros.

 

[brianmanahan]

Escorts run specials today. Slow day usually for them with most folks actually getting some from their SO.

I am halfway across the country from mine so thank god for the pros.

well i am sure you have the resources to sufficiently impress

(at least monetarily)

 

[JulesMaximus]

Escorts run specials today. Slow day usually for them with most folks actually getting some from their SO.

I am halfway across the country from mine so thank god for the pros.

I don't know whether to laugh at this or just feel sorry for your wife.

 

[Nebor]

It's French. Most schools don't teach French anymore.

Fiancé = girl's potential husband
Fiancée = boy's potential wife

I learned something today!

 

[lothar]

Escorts run specials today. Slow day usually for them with most folks actually getting some from their SO.

I am halfway across the country from mine so thank god for the pros.

Does your SO know that you're cheating on her with escorts?

 

[Nebor]

Does your SO know that you're cheating on her with escorts?

If she does, then it wouldn't be cheating.... right?

 

[ViperXX]

Haven't had sex in sooooooo long. It's gotten to the point where you masturbate thinking of other times you masturbated.

At least put a wig on your hand and draw lips with lipstick. Then spank away.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Escorts run specials today. Slow day usually for them with most folks actually getting some from their SO.

I am halfway across the country from mine so thank god for the pros.

Say hi to your sister for me

 

[busydude]

If she does, then it wouldn't be cheating.... right?

Does he even have a wife?

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

I learned something today!

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