Another Tip from Jhill to the guys with wifes/girlfriends.

[Jhill]

Don't ask your wife/girlfriend if you can "hit it later".

I thought I was being funny, but as of right now I won't be hitting anything tonight.

 

[Orsorum]

Bwahahaha.

 

[conjur]

Spanking maybe...but not hitting!

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Don't ask your wife/girlfriend if you can "hit it later".

I thought I was being funny, but as of right now I won't be hitting anything tonight.

I would advise against using the acronym DHIB in public as well. :Q

 

[Kadarin]

Being married or otherwise in a long-term relationship is no excuse to throw good manners out the window. You should have asked, "May I hit it later, please...?"

 

[Tom]

call me old fashioned, but "it" seems so inappropriate for such a lovely, hmmm, place.

 

[Gyrene]

I've been in that situation before.

Of course, all I have to do is strip down and do my naked monkey dance and she comes crawling to me for a night of carnal fun. I'm just kidding about the naked monkey dance...or am I?

 

[Eli]

*chuckle*

I say that we'll "do it later" all the time(due to being busy etc), she just pouts for a second and then goes on with her business.

 

[StageLeft]

Haha I'll need to use that one, Jhill!

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Don't ask your wife/girlfriend if you can "hit it later".

I thought I was being funny, but as of right now I won't be hitting anything tonight.

I've done that, but my gf takes me up on my offer later.

 

[TEEZLE]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: Jhill
Don't ask your wife/girlfriend if you can "hit it later".

I thought I was being funny, but as of right now I won't be hitting anything tonight.

I've done that, but my gf takes me up on my offer later.

Damn you have it good. My wife would tear my head off!

 

[abracadabra1]

bah...put your woman in line. Tell her again...trust me it'll work (be more forceful though)

 

[Reel]

A tip from reelc00l to Jhill: the plural of wife is wives.

 

[amcdonald]

You gotta be romantic... for example, "Hows about later I roll deep into that steeze"

 

[TravisT]

Originally posted by: TEEZLE


Damn you have it good. My wife would tear my head off!

Which one? :Q

 

[Yeeny]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Don't ask your wife/girlfriend if you can "hit it later".

I thought I was being funny, but as of right now I won't be hitting anything tonight.

I would have found it funny, and then said OK!

 

[DivideBYZero]

At least you didn't say, 'I want to be sunk to the nuts in guts.'

On a more serious note, I don't think much if the whole 'hit it' phrase. Sounds sh!t to me.

 

[PunDogg]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[Shelly21]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Don't ask your wife/girlfriend if you can "hit it later".

I thought I was being funny, but as of right now I won't be hitting anything tonight.

It depends.... was she horny, and then you said if you could "hit it later"

or

you were at the breakfast table and then said if you could "hit it later" as if you can do it anytime?

 

[DurocShark]

<nelson>
Hah Hah!
</nelson>

 

[MaxDepth]

Rules of Engagement #4: Never let the intended know when you will strike!

 

[yruffostsif]

Perhaps it's the person, my wife would be like "hell yea!"

 

[TravisT]

Yeah, my wife hates it if I ask for sex ANYTIME. She wants it to be one of those natural occurances where it just starts without planning it.

 

[batmang]

heh, co-worker of mine calls his wife and ask her for "naked time". thats funny. me and my girlfriend pretty much just say... "so uhhh, wanna have sex?"

 

[batmang]

heh, sex phrases are funny.
" I wanna park my horse in your stable gurl! "
" I wanna park my car up in y0 garage! "
" I wanna put my hotd0g up in y0 bun! "
" I wanna delete my trash up in y0 recycle bin! " -nerd