another ticket...this time not my fault at all

[FoBoT]

really?

you gave him a bad attitude? why do people do that? i don't understand anti-law people

 

[UsandThem]

Originally posted by: dullard
I think it is time to update my Kermalou list. Please help me, is there any other driving problem threads I've missed since August?

[*]You admit you Don't put plates on the car,

[*]you admit you drive stoned with drugs in the car,

[*]you admit you don't pay attention,

[*]you admit you speed,

[*]you admit you don't wear seat belts,

[*]you let your 11 year old brother drive,

[*]you have "an urge to ram into every cop on the road, steal some cars, and ROLL THROUGH STOP SIGN AND RED LIGHTS", and

[*]you have a parking ticket problem.

Also you say in another thread that you "know from experience" that once someone drinks and drives they don't stop drinking and driving. Since that doesn't actually say you drink and drive, I won't link to it. But it gives the impression that you might be the one with experience of drinking and driving. I may be wrong, feel free to let me know and I'll delete this last point.

Sounds like a victim to me. Those cops just like fvcking with inncocent and ouststanding drivers. I mean, why should a cop pull someone over at 1:30 am driving without any tags on the car?

You said you handed him your registration. How do you have registration without tags?

 

[UsandThem]

"lets see how unsafe my driving was, extremely.

this is the fourth speeding ticket i have gotten in the past 8 years of driving. and is not the worst.

the worstest evar:

driving to vegas at 3 in tha morning with three buddies, stoned out of our minds, smoking cigs and what not.

got pulled over for:
1. speeding
2. driving with reckless abandon
3. littering (throwing a lit cig out of the window)
4. no drivers license
5. no proof of insurance
6. no proof of registration

# 4- 7 were in the dash with the weed, so couldn't give it to the officer."

It sounds like to me that you don't need to drive anymore.

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: bapace
Police radar transmits a radio signal in the microwave band. Upon striking an object some of that signal is reflected back toward the radar and, if that object is moving, a Doppler shift occurs in the radio frequency. The radar then calculates that change in frequency and converts it into either miles per hour or kilometers per hour.

So if a cop is pacing you, he is going the same speed, so radar will not accurately work because the car in front is not moving in relation to the cop car. Only if the driver speeds away or slows down would the radar pick it up accurately. I've seen police "pace" some one and the radar will jump from 25-73 when the person is only doing 40 (actually saw this on the radar, as I was in the passenger seat).

-Bapace

Stop talking out of your ass. Your statement might be true if there were no other objects besides the two vehicles, but the radar strikes other objects besides the car... the road, street signs, anything and everything, and the unit calculates the speed of the vehicle in relation to other objects, as well as the speed of the squad car. You can get somebody's speed just fine if you were doing the exact same speed while trailing them.

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: dullard
I think it is time to update my Kermalou list. Please help me, are there any other driving problem threads I've missed since August? I'm not doing this as a personal attack. I'm doing this as an attempt to make you realize the safety risk you pose to yourself and others (possibly even me).

[*]You admit you Don't put plates on the car,

[*]you admit you drive stoned with drugs in the car,

[*]you admit you don't pay attention,

[*]you admit you speed,

[*]you admit you don't wear seat belts,

[*]you let your 11 year old brother drive,

[*]you have "an urge to ram into every cop on the road, steal some cars, and ROLL THROUGH STOP SIGN AND RED LIGHTS", and

[*]you have a parking ticket problem.

[*]Also you say in another thread that you "know from experience" that once someone drinks and drives they don't stop drinking and driving. Since that doesn't actually say you drink and drive, I won't link to it. But it gives the impression that you might be the one with experience of drinking and driving. I may be wrong, feel free to let me know and I'll delete this last point.

D-D-D-DOMINATING!

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: dullard
I think it is time to update my Kermalou list. Please help me, are there any other driving problem threads I've missed since August? I'm not doing this as a personal attack. I'm doing this as an attempt to make you realize the safety risk you pose to yourself and others (possibly even me).

[*]You admit you Don't put plates on the car,

[*]you admit you drive stoned with drugs in the car,

[*]you admit you don't pay attention,

[*]you admit you speed,

[*]you admit you don't wear seat belts,

[*]you let your 11 year old brother drive,

[*]you have "an urge to ram into every cop on the road, steal some cars, and ROLL THROUGH STOP SIGN AND RED LIGHTS", and

[*]you have a parking ticket problem.

[*]Also you say in another thread that you "know from experience" that once someone drinks and drives they don't stop drinking and driving. Since that doesn't actually say you drink and drive, I won't link to it. But it gives the impression that you might be the one with experience of drinking and driving. I may be wrong, feel free to let me know and I'll delete this last point.

HAHAHAHA. Awesome.

Cheers dullard :beer:😀

 

[Antisocial Virge]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
Usually, the pacing must be done for 1 to 2 miles...1/4 miles doesn't cut it...

This dosn't seem right. It would only take a little ways to determine how fast someone was going by pacing. Never been pulled over for speeding though so I have no idea on pacing rules.

 

[Ausm]

Cops always love a smartass

Ausm

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: dullard
I think it is time to update my Kermalou list. Please help me, are there any other driving problem threads I've missed since August? I'm not doing this as a personal attack. I'm doing this as an attempt to make you realize the safety risk you pose to yourself and others (possibly even me).

[*]You admit you Don't put plates on the car,

[*]you admit you drive stoned with drugs in the car,

[*]you admit you don't pay attention,

[*]you admit you speed,

[*]you admit you don't wear seat belts,

[*]you let your 11 year old brother drive,

[*]you have "an urge to ram into every cop on the road, steal some cars, and ROLL THROUGH STOP SIGN AND RED LIGHTS", and

[*]you have a parking ticket problem.

[*]Also you say in another thread that you "know from experience" that once someone drinks and drives they don't stop drinking and driving. Since that doesn't actually say you drink and drive, I won't link to it. But it gives the impression that you might be the one with experience of drinking and driving. I may be wrong, feel free to let me know and I'll delete this last point.

Holy sh*t! I could fry eggs on that inferno of ownage! :Q

/fries eggs on iferno of ownage

Anyone want some? Scrambled, or sunny-side up? 😀

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: dullard
I think it is time to update my Kermalou list. Please help me, are there any other driving problem threads I've missed since August? I'm not doing this as a personal attack. I'm doing this as an attempt to make you realize the safety risk you pose to yourself and others (possibly even me).

[*]You admit you Don't put plates on the car,

[*]you admit you drive stoned with drugs in the car,

[*]you admit you don't pay attention,

[*]you admit you speed,

[*]you admit you don't wear seat belts,

[*]you let your 11 year old brother drive,

[*]you have "an urge to ram into every cop on the road, steal some cars, and ROLL THROUGH STOP SIGN AND RED LIGHTS", and

[*]you have a parking ticket problem.

[*]Also you say in another thread that you "know from experience" that once someone drinks and drives they don't stop drinking and driving. Since that doesn't actually say you drink and drive, I won't link to it. But it gives the impression that you might be the one with experience of drinking and driving. I may be wrong, feel free to let me know and I'll delete this last point.

Holy sh*t! I could fry eggs on that inferno of ownage! :Q

/fries eggs on iferno of ownage

Anyone want some? Scrambled, or sunny-side up? 😀

I could use a little variety so I'll take poached.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: dullard
I think it is time to update my Kermalou list. Please help me, are there any other driving problem threads I've missed since August? I'm not doing this as a personal attack. I'm doing this as an attempt to make you realize the safety risk you pose to yourself and others (possibly even me).

[*]You admit you Don't put plates on the car,

[*]you admit you drive stoned with drugs in the car,

[*]you admit you don't pay attention,

[*]you admit you speed,

[*]you admit you don't wear seat belts,

[*]you let your 11 year old brother drive,

[*]you have "an urge to ram into every cop on the road, steal some cars, and ROLL THROUGH STOP SIGN AND RED LIGHTS", and

[*]you have a parking ticket problem.

[*]Also you say in another thread that you "know from experience" that once someone drinks and drives they don't stop drinking and driving. Since that doesn't actually say you drink and drive, I won't link to it. But it gives the impression that you might be the one with experience of drinking and driving. I may be wrong, feel free to let me know and I'll delete this last point.

Holy sh*t! I could fry eggs on that inferno of ownage! :Q

/fries eggs on iferno of ownage

Anyone want some? Scrambled, or sunny-side up? 😀

I could use a little variety so I'll take poached.

I don't have the little poaching pan thingy...how about over-easy?

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: dullard
I think it is time to update my Kermalou list. Please help me, are there any other driving problem threads I've missed since August? I'm not doing this as a personal attack. I'm doing this as an attempt to make you realize the safety risk you pose to yourself and others (possibly even me).

[*]You admit you Don't put plates on the car,

[*]you admit you drive stoned with drugs in the car,

[*]you admit you don't pay attention,

[*]you admit you speed,

[*]you admit you don't wear seat belts,

[*]you let your 11 year old brother drive,

[*]you have "an urge to ram into every cop on the road, steal some cars, and ROLL THROUGH STOP SIGN AND RED LIGHTS", and

[*]you have a parking ticket problem.

[*]Also you say in another thread that you "know from experience" that once someone drinks and drives they don't stop drinking and driving. Since that doesn't actually say you drink and drive, I won't link to it. But it gives the impression that you might be the one with experience of drinking and driving. I may be wrong, feel free to let me know and I'll delete this last point.

You should be a laywer

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: KLin
check here.

is that for california only?

 

[JulesMaximus]

What kind of car?

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: dullard
I think it is time to update my Kermalou list. Please help me, are there any other driving problem threads I've missed since August? I'm not doing this as a personal attack. I'm doing this as an attempt to make you realize the safety risk you pose to yourself and others (possibly even me).

[*]You admit you Don't put plates on the car,

[*]you admit you drive stoned with drugs in the car,

[*]you admit you don't pay attention,

[*]you admit you speed,

[*]you admit you don't wear seat belts,

[*]you let your 11 year old brother drive,

[*]you have "an urge to ram into every cop on the road, steal some cars, and ROLL THROUGH STOP SIGN AND RED LIGHTS", and

[*]you have a parking ticket problem.

[*]Also you say in another thread that you "know from experience" that once someone drinks and drives they don't stop drinking and driving. Since that doesn't actually say you drink and drive, I won't link to it. But it gives the impression that you might be the one with experience of drinking and driving. I may be wrong, feel free to let me know and I'll delete this last point.

Wow... it's almost time for the ownage of the year awards and we have a late entry!
:thumbsup:
If you weren't "elite" already, you'd deserve "ownage champion of 2004"

 

[BigJ]

Trial by peers. Sorry, but the sentence is death. Either you can choose seppuku or a good pressing. Your choice.

 

[erikistired]

it's a shame the cop didn't crack you in the skull with his nightstick and knock some sense into you.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: dullard
I think it is time to update my Kermalou list. Please help me, are there any other driving problem threads I've missed since August? I'm not doing this as a personal attack. I'm doing this as an attempt to make you realize the safety risk you pose to yourself and others (possibly even me).

[*]You admit you Don't put plates on the car,

[*]you admit you drive stoned with drugs in the car,

[*]you admit you don't pay attention,

[*]you admit you speed,

[*]you admit you don't wear seat belts,

[*]you let your 11 year old brother drive,

[*]you have "an urge to ram into every cop on the road, steal some cars, and ROLL THROUGH STOP SIGN AND RED LIGHTS", and

[*]you have a parking ticket problem.

[*]Also you say in another thread that you "know from experience" that once someone drinks and drives they don't stop drinking and driving. Since that doesn't actually say you drink and drive, I won't link to it. But it gives the impression that you might be the one with experience of drinking and driving. I may be wrong, feel free to let me know and I'll delete this last point.

Holy sh*t! I could fry eggs on that inferno of ownage! :Q

/fries eggs on iferno of ownage

Anyone want some? Scrambled, or sunny-side up? 😀

I could use a little variety so I'll take poached.

I don't have the little poaching pan thingy...how about over-easy?

You've never poached eggs floating? 😕

:beer: for dullard 😀

- M4H

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: dullard
I think it is time to update my Kermalou list. Please help me, are there any other driving problem threads I've missed since August? I'm not doing this as a personal attack. I'm doing this as an attempt to make you realize the safety risk you pose to yourself and others (possibly even me).

[*]You admit you Don't put plates on the car,

[*]you admit you drive stoned with drugs in the car,

[*]you admit you don't pay attention,

[*]you admit you speed,

[*]you admit you don't wear seat belts,

[*]you let your 11 year old brother drive,

[*]you have "an urge to ram into every cop on the road, steal some cars, and ROLL THROUGH STOP SIGN AND RED LIGHTS", and

[*]you have a parking ticket problem.

[*]Also you say in another thread that you "know from experience" that once someone drinks and drives they don't stop drinking and driving. Since that doesn't actually say you drink and drive, I won't link to it. But it gives the impression that you might be the one with experience of drinking and driving. I may be wrong, feel free to let me know and I'll delete this last point.

Holy sh*t! I could fry eggs on that inferno of ownage! :Q

/fries eggs on iferno of ownage

Anyone want some? Scrambled, or sunny-side up? 😀

I could use a little variety so I'll take poached.

I don't have the little poaching pan thingy...how about over-easy?

You've never poached eggs floating? 😕

:beer: for dullard 😀

- M4H

In a ladle?
It works quite well.

 

[austin316]

Fight the ticket. The cop has no right to pull you over like that.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: UsandThem
"lets see how unsafe my driving was, extremely.

this is the fourth speeding ticket i have gotten in the past 8 years of driving. and is not the worst.

the worstest evar:

driving to vegas at 3 in tha morning with three buddies, stoned out of our minds, smoking cigs and what not.

got pulled over for:
1. speeding
2. driving with reckless abandon
3. littering (throwing a lit cig out of the window)
4. no drivers license
5. no proof of insurance
6. no proof of registration

# 4- 7 were in the dash with the weed, so couldn't give it to the officer."

It sounds like to me that you don't need to drive anymore.

7?

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: austin316
Fight the ticket. The cop has no right to pull you over like that.

hahahahahaha... you're funny kid.

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
7?

I think the inability to recognize the difference from the number 6 and number 7 explains a lot of the speeding tickets.

 

[kermalou]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Look, another "Whine and bitch because I did something fvcking stupid and got a ticket for it" thread!

- M4H

i am one who takes responsibility for my actions, the other tickets some I deserved some I didn't, but this one I wasn't speeding for sure (my tags are something else).


speed limit was 35. the cop was being a dick.

 

[UsandThem]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: UsandThem
"lets see how unsafe my driving was, extremely.

this is the fourth speeding ticket i have gotten in the past 8 years of driving. and is not the worst.

the worstest evar:

driving to vegas at 3 in tha morning with three buddies, stoned out of our minds, smoking cigs and what not.

got pulled over for:
1. speeding
2. driving with reckless abandon
3. littering (throwing a lit cig out of the window)
4. no drivers license
5. no proof of insurance
6. no proof of registration

# 4- 7 were in the dash with the weed, so couldn't give it to the officer."

It sounds like to me that you don't need to drive anymore.

7?

I think that he started mouthing off to the cop, and got his head caved in with a night stick.....hence he can't remember #7.