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Another stolen joke

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crisscross

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The Italian government is installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. After all, what good is the inclination if you don't have the time?
 
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Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live together. One night the 96 year old gets ready for a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was i getting in the tub or out?" she yells.
The 94 year old hollers back. "I don't know. I'll come and see". She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was i going up or coming down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, "I'll come and help both of you as soon as i see who's at the door."
 
Originally posted by: crisscross
Is this one better?
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live together. One night the 96 year old gets ready for a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was i getting in the tub or out?" she yells.
The 94 year old hollers back. "I don't know. I'll come and see". She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was i going up or coming down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, "I'll come and help both of you as soon as i see who's at the door."
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😱 I do all those things now. 🙁

😉
 
Originally posted by: crisscross
The Italian government is installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. After all, what good is the inclination if you don't have the time?
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Actually, I think that was really cute!!



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