Brutuskend
Lifer
Women's Definitions
Argument - A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead - What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que - You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he "made the dinner."
Childbirth - You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus...breath...push..."
Diet Soda - A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
Argument - A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead - What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que - You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he "made the dinner."
Childbirth - You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus...breath...push..."
Diet Soda - A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
