Another sporting scandal

pmv

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Balls of steel!


Alastair Johnson-Ferguson, who lost in the men’s final against Jakins, said he suspected “foul play”, the Telegraph reported.

The 23-year-old said: “My conker disintegrated in one hit, and that just doesn’t happen … I’m suspicious of foul play and have expressed my surprise to organisers.”

Kelci Banschbach, 34, from Indianapolis, defeated the men’s champion in the grand final to become the first American to win the competition. More than 200 people took part.

Jakins said: “I was found with the steel conker in my pocket, but I only carry [it] around with me for humour value and I did not use it during the event.

“Yes, I did help prepare the conkers before the tournament. But this isn’t cheating or a fix, and I didn’t mark the strings.”

St John Burkett, a spokesperson for the World Conker Championships, said the cheating claims were being investigated.

“Allegations of foul play have been received that somehow King Conker swapped his real conker for the metal one later found in his pocket.
 

lxskllr

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They are pretty trees! Big and symmetrical. Do you get sweet chestnuts there?
By sweet chestnut, I guess you mean the edible kind? They're kinda scarce. It used to be the dominant tree in many eastern forests, but most of the American chestnuts were killed off by chestnut blight. If you see a chestnut now, it's almost certainly Chinese chestnut, though there's still some American chestnuts that are resistant to the blight. I can't confirm I've ever seen one. I've only seen a chestnut once in what I'd consider a wild area(maybe it was American?). I pretty much only see them as yard trees.
 
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pmv

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At least it didn't involve any rows about transgender conkers.

Reminds me there was a craze for conkers when I was a child, (I remember trying various unethical experiments for hardening them - as I recall soaking them in vinegar was one of the 'tricks' people tried).
 

WelshBloke

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I had some relatives staying over the other weekend and their kids and my daughter were sitting around, being teenagers glued to their mobile phones.
Anyway the grownups went for a pre dinner walk and there were a ton of conkers lying around so, being the child of the 70s that I am, I filled my pockets. Got back to the house and went to work with a bradawl and some string and got a load of conkers ready.
Wife was all "what are you doing that for? A bunch of teenage girls are not going to be interested in conkers!"
They were very interested in conkers! Although their preferred technique was to take the other players out rather than the conker! I've never had so many conker related injuries! Good fun though!

Bonus picture of the last surviving conker (which will stay in the airing cupboard until next season to harden!)

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sdifox

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I have a chestnut tree of some sort. Annoying since critters crack them open and litter my driveway.
 

nakedfrog

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The only reason I've heard of conkers is because of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
 

WelshBloke

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Bloody hell! You guys are going to tell me you've never heard of Gurning or Shin digging next!
 

pmv

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Takes a lot of effort to guide a rock to a desired spot.
even break dancing is an Olympic sport now, where is chestnut swinging?

Good question. Though I guess it's waiting for the advent of the "Autumn Olympics" ("Fall Olympics" to you).