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Another senseless run-in with the cops.

Ikonomi

Diamond Member
I'm generally a good-natured person, but sometimes it starts to get to me. 😛

My girlfriend and I were driving home from a friend's house last night. The weather has been bad here in Houston for a few days now, and there were a lot of little tree branches and stuff littering the road. I was avoiding them the best I could, but at one point there were cars parked on either side of the street, a narrow residential street, and I had to go over one. Well, it sounded like it got stuck under my car, so I pulled to the side of the road near the stop sign to get out and check.

I pulled out my little Inova Microlight and squatted down by the passenger side to look under the car. Fortunately, the stick had dislodged itself. All clear, I thought. Well, not quite.

No sooner had I opened my driver side door to get in, than two constable cars pulled to a screeching halt in front of my car from the intersecting street; one shined his little spotlight in my face.

I could see the shape of the cop getting out of his car, so I asked him if anything's the matter. I couldn't help finding this situation a bit funny, as I seem to be some sort of magnet for police. He didn't answer, and instead walked over to me to ask what the problem is.

"There was a branch stuck under my car."

"A branch? Where is it?"

"Fortunately, it came out back there." I gestured down the road.

"You weren't throwing up over there, were you??"

I laughed. "No, definitely not."

He glanced in my car at my poor girlfriend, who had been sitting there the whole time wide-eyed. I guess she's not used to this kind of treatment.

"Well, okay, I can never be too sure. I see a car at the end of the road when I pass by..."

"Yeah, no problem here. Everything's good."

"Watch out for those branches."

At this point the other cop, a chubby female, was getting out of her car. She asked the first guy something I didn't catch, and they got back in their cars and pulled off, the nose of the first car about six inches from my fender.

Well, at least the constables had a good attitude -- they usually do. It's just that I don't understand why they needed to accost me in the first place. Is a guy looking under his car with a flashlight really that suspicious?
 
Normally I'd say gj to the cops for looking out for drunks, but in your post you hint that you get this all the time. If so, not so good.
 
I mean sucks to hear, but imagine it from their perspecitve: a car driving along and some guy jumps out and looks like he is crawling around on all fours on the other side - that has got to look suspicious at night.

At least they really didn't give you a lot of crap for it.
 
The thing is, I don't see how I could have been mistaken for a drunk. I had a light in my hand, and I wasn't hunched over as if I was throwing up. I had one knee down by the side of my car, looking under the wheel well.

And it was a Tuesday night.
 
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
I'm generally a good-natured person, but sometimes it starts to get to me. 😛

My girlfriend and I were driving home from a friend's house last night. The weather has been bad here in Houston for a few days now, and there were a lot of little tree branches and stuff littering the road. I was avoiding them the best I could, but at one point there were cars parked on either side of the street, a narrow residential street, and I had to go over one. Well, it sounded like it got stuck under my car, so I pulled to the side of the road near the stop sign to get out and check.

I pulled out my little Inova Microlight and squatted down by the passenger side to look under the car. Fortunately, the stick had dislodged itself. All clear, I thought. Well, not quite.

No sooner had I opened my driver side door to get in, than two constable cars pulled to a screeching halt in front of my car from the intersecting street; one shined his little spotlight in my face.

I could see the shape of the cop getting out of his car, so I asked him if anything's the matter. I couldn't help finding this situation a bit funny, as I seem to be some sort of magnet for police. He didn't answer, and instead walked over to me to ask what the problem is.

"There was a branch stuck under my car."

"A branch? Where is it?"

"Fortunately, it came out back there." I gestured down the road.

"You weren't throwing up over there, were you??"

I laughed. "No, definitely not."

He glanced in my car at my poor girlfriend, who had been sitting there the whole time wide-eyed. I guess she's not used to this kind of treatment.

"Well, okay, I can never be too sure. I see a car at the end of the road when I pass by..."

"Yeah, no problem here. Everything's good."

"Watch out for those branches."

At this point the other cop, a chubby female, was getting out of her car. She asked the first guy something I didn't catch, and they got back in their cars and pulled off, the nose of the first car about six inches from my fender.

Well, at least the constables had a good attitude -- they usually do. It's just that I don't understand why they needed to accost me in the first place. Is a guy looking under his car with a flashlight really that suspicious?



Yes in my opinion a person looking under a car is very suspicious. You have to be careful what you do. Sorry.


Noticed that I used the words person as in anyone. Doesn't matter if its female, male, or anybody.

 
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
I don't understand why they needed to accost me in the first place.

i missed the "accost" part, can you highlight that or something?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=accost

They pulled up very fast in front of me, lights flashing, the first car turning directly in front of mine so that I couldn't drive away.

When the cop got out, he pulled out his flashlight, and had his hand on his holster the entire time he was talking to me, the way they always do.

If it sounds from my story like he was nice about it, well, he was, in the end. But in the beginning, shining a spotlight in my face and asking me gruffly what the problem is didn't seem to polite. The behavior comes with the job, I know, but to someone who was doing absolutely nothing wrong it was a bit much.
 
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
And it was a Tuesday night.

Not too busy on Tuesday nights....just looking for anything they can. Sounds like they were hoping to find something...didn't...and continued on their way.
 
Yes in my opinion a person looking under a car is very suspicious. You have to be careful what you do. Sorry.


Noticed that I used the words person as in anyone. Doesn't matter if its female, male, or anybody.

But why do you find that so suspicious? I'm just trying to figure it out, because I don't. The entire street was covered in debris of varying size from the surrounding trees, and my car was pulled up to the right-side curb, very near a street light.
 
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: bradruth
Were they actually "Constables"? You don't hear that title very often these days. 😕

Yes, they were constables. 🙂

Today's trivia:

COP = Constable On Patrol.

Also comes from Coppers which is what they called police in England in the old days..they had copper buttons on their uniforms.
 
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: bradruth
Were they actually "Constables"? You don't hear that title very often these days. 😕

Yes, they were constables. 🙂

Today's trivia:

COP = Constable On Patrol.

I always thought it was from the slang term for sh!t. As in, "Does a bear cop in the woods?"

Thanks for clearing that up.
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: bradruth
Were they actually "Constables"? You don't hear that title very often these days. 😕

Yes, they were constables. 🙂

Today's trivia:

COP = Constable On Patrol.

Also comes from Coppers which is what they called police in England in the old days..they had copper buttons on their uniforms.

Also, early badges were sometimes made of Copper, another possible origin. 😛
 
Originally posted by: bradruth
Were they actually "Constables"? You don't hear that title very often these days. 😕

just what I was thinking

Usable terms include:

The Cops
The Fuzz
Five - O
The Woo WOo
 
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: bradruth
Were they actually "Constables"? You don't hear that title very often these days. 😕

Yes, they were constables. 🙂

Today's trivia:

COP = Constable On Patrol.

Also comes from Coppers which is what they called police in England in the old days..they had copper buttons on their uniforms.

Also, early badges were sometimes made of Copper, another possible origin. 😛

That's what it was...copper badges.
 
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
I don't understand why they needed to accost me in the first place.

i missed the "accost" part, can you highlight that or something?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=accost

They pulled up very fast in front of me, lights flashing, the first car turning directly in front of mine so that I couldn't drive away.

When the cop got out, he pulled out his flashlight, and had his hand on his holster the entire time he was talking to me, the way they always do.

If it sounds from my story like he was nice about it, well, he was, in the end. But in the beginning, shining a spotlight in my face and asking me gruffly what the problem is didn't seem to polite. The behavior comes with the job, I know, but to someone who was doing absolutely nothing wrong it was a bit much.

So the fat woman cop tried to solicit you for sex?
 
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
I don't understand why they needed to accost me in the first place.

i missed the "accost" part, can you highlight that or something?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=accost

They pulled up very fast in front of me, lights flashing, the first car turning directly in front of mine so that I couldn't drive away.

When the cop got out, he pulled out his flashlight, and had his hand on his holster the entire time he was talking to me, the way they always do.

If it sounds from my story like he was nice about it, well, he was, in the end. But in the beginning, shining a spotlight in my face and asking me gruffly what the problem is didn't seem to polite. The behavior comes with the job, I know, but to someone who was doing absolutely nothing wrong it was a bit much.

So the fat woman cop tried to solicit you for sex?

Yes, I left that part out because this is a family forum.
 
ok so you were out of the car and on the ground? and you get upset because the cops want to know what you were doing? hah yeah thats harresment! sue sue sue!


sheesh
 
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