another second ticks away as i wait for the pizza man

M00T

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they always take so long... maybe i should wear my "another disatisfied customer" hat when he gets here so he won't ask for a tip
 

WombatWoman

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It's gonna take that pizza man a while longer, since he just finished delivering a pizza to Dennilfloss in Ottawa, Ontario. Hope you aren't really starvingly hungry.
 

ForeverSilky

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The wierdest thing happened to me yesterday. The lady that delivered my pizza didn't want to have sex with me.

I think I've been watching too much porno.
 

ZeroBurn

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really ? what did she say when you asked her

it always seems to work in the movies, i don't understand it

 

Yo Ma Ma

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We ordered pizza tonight, delivery was unusually slow. Perhaps the guy was abducted and probed on his delivery route.
 

Soybomb

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Pizza man sucks? You don't live in centralia Illinois then! We've got a pizza man restaurant and its some of the best pizza i've ever had...the pasta can leave something to be desired though.
 

ZeroBurn

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once we forgot to tip the guy and either had to start ordering from some other place or pick it up from there ;)

hold the loogie please