Another scoop from The Onion: Bush asks Congress for $30b

[glenn1]

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[schizoid]

That's not real, is it? Wow.

 

[Placer14]

Originally posted by: schizoid
That's not real, is it? Wow.

Dude, you apparently have lost touch ith the digital pulse of the world. The Onion has all the up to the SECOND new reports and generally has a lot of late breaking evnets from aroudn the world. It's a very resourceful site. I suggest you check it out.

http://www.theonion.com

 

[LordMorpheus]

heheheh, no need to mess with the poor kid's mind, now . . . .

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: schizoid
That's not real, is it? Wow.

It's as real as The Daily Show

Among the actions: ensuring that the White House is defended against verbal snipers, safeguarding the president's past illicit actions from biographical weapons, and sealing off the largest sources of domestic criticism by securing and patrolling the nation's newsrooms.

LOL.

 

[jjones]

You do know that the War on Criticism is soon to be followed by the War on People Who Don't Say "God Bless You" When You Sneeze. The Department of Homeland Security's new Gesundheit Division will be heading up the new task force.