Another pun I made up

[ahenkel]

You can't call a farm hand a piece of candy, this thread is racist.

and homophobic

 

[Locut0s]

You can't call a farm hand a piece of candy, this thread is racist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbZAofv571w

 

[Numenorean]

You fail at life.

 

[spaceman]

fleabag for elite!

 

[destrekor]

gay cowboy

 

[moshquerade]

don't quit your day job

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

fleabag for elite!

Never thought I'd see those three words together.

 

[PottedMeat]

 

[MotF Bane]

Thread save?

 

[JJChicken]

Thug candy

Strictly 4 the N.I.G.G.A.S. (Never Ignorant About Getting Goals Accomplished)

 

[BrokenVisage]

What did the window-washer use to communicate with spirits?









..a squeegee board!

 

[moshquerade]

Thread save?

indeed!

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

*pic i can't see*

Thread save?

indeed!

can someone describe the pic?

 

[InflatableBuddha]

What happens when you drop a waffle at the beach?

Sandy

 

[SunnyD]

don't quit your day job

Better yet, get a job so you don't have time to post here.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

can someone describe the pic?

Fix your browser noob. I'm lol'ing at it as we speak.

 

[moshquerade]

can someone describe the pic?

see it now?

 

[BoomerD]

What do you call a farm hand that is happy?

A "glad hand."

 

[JulesMaximus]

You know what? Fuck it! These distinctions don't matter because it's not about accuracy of the words.. If the explicit dictionary definitions of the words is necessary when making a pun or a joke, or have to take into account all facts and be absolutely correct, then comedy central wouldn't have any comedy shows or stand up because for every joke, there isn't perfect accuracy in it. Jon Stewart, Colbert, Carlin, <insert name of specific comedian>, would have absolutely zero material because nothing they joke about would be "perfectly accurate".

If what I'm saying is confusing you, how about this: You can pick apart any joke and make it not funny. The type of person that usually does that is an unfunny asshole that no one likes.

It's not our fault you aren't funny...

Stick to over inflating the tires on your Dad's car there sport.

 

[geno]

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

Fix your browser noob. I'm lol'ing at it as we speak.

If I ask the IT dept to fix my browser, then I'll definitely be a noob.

see it now?

Awesome! :awe::awe::awe:

 

[PottedMeat]

lol i think that one's more appropriate :awe:

 

[allisolm]

Fleabag is, if nothing else, a glutton for punishment.