Another pizza dilemma

[MartyMcFly3]

About every weekend a family orders a Domino's pizza. They are on a court off a street with the same name. (example Mockingbird Court off of Mockingbird Lane). Every weekend they deliver it to our house (what would be the Mockingbird Lane house) instead of theirs (the Court house). Should we buy a sign that says "We did not order the Dominos Pizza. Please continue down the street to Mockingbird Court" so we dont have to deal with this every weekend?

 

[T3C]

Just dont answer the door?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: TechITguy
Just dont answer the door?

That's too simple of a solution. Im thinking of booby-trapping a welcome mat that when I press a button it will fling them over to the Court house and they'll land on some pillows and promptly deliver the pizza to the correct house.

EVERY weekend.

 

[So]

1. Pay for Pizza
2. Take a sh!t on it.
3. Place it on family's doorstep
4. Set it aflame.
5. Ring bell.
6. ...
7. Run, you idiot!

 

[mb]

Put up a sign that says "Pizza delivery persons will be shot on premise."

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: So
1. Pay for Pizza
2. Take a sh!t on it.
3. Place it on family's doorstep
4. Set it aflame.
5. Ring bell.
6. ...
7. Run, you idiot!

Winner!

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: So
1. Pay for Pizza
2. Take a sh!t on it.
3. Place it on family's doorstep
4. Set it aflame.
5. Ring bell.
6. ...
7. Run, you idiot!

What a waste of internet bandwidth, stop posting already!

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: So
1. Pay for Pizza
2. Take a sh!t on it.
3. Place it on family's doorstep
4. Set it aflame.
5. Ring bell.
6. ...
7. Run, you idiot!

that'll teach them

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: supafly
Put up a sign that says "Pizza delivery persons will be shot on premise."

But when I want a pizza, do I really want to get off my lazy ass to take that sign down?

 

[Blastomyces]

Do you really need to take a dump on it? It's DOmino's after all.

 

[cavemanmoron]

just one weekend pay for and eat the pizza.

When they call and scream for their pizza the driver will figure it out. 🙂

 

[Ricemarine]

or install a PA system telling em to get the fvck off your property.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: Blastomyces
Do you really need to take a dump on it? It's DOmino's after all.

Winnar!

 

[eelw]

Does Domino have a delivery time guarantee? If they do, then you can bet the Court house is doing this on purposely to get free pizza every week.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine
or install a PA system telling em to get the fvck off your property.

LOL that would come in handy for many things actually.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: eelw
Does Domino have a delivery time guarantee? If they do, then you can bet the Court house is doing this on purposely to get free pizza every week.

I dont believe our Domino's does. And everytime we correct them they look at the receipt, and sure enough it says Court on it.

 

[bootymac]

Eat the pizza and let Dominoes figure it out

 

[eelw]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: eelw
Does Domino have a delivery time guarantee? If they do, then you can bet the Court house is doing this on purposely to get free pizza every week.

I dont believe our Domino's does. And everytime we correct them they look at the receipt, and sure enough it says Court on it.

Okay, then the problem is with dumbass delivery drivers. But I wonder if the Court house has complained about slow delivery everytime?

 

Originally posted by: supafly
Put up a sign that says "Pizza delivery persons will be shot on premise."

On the premise of what? That they are trying to make a couple extra bucks delivering pizza?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: eelw

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: eelw
Does Domino have a delivery time guarantee? If they do, then you can bet the Court house is doing this on purposely to get free pizza every week.

I dont believe our Domino's does. And everytime we correct them they look at the receipt, and sure enough it says Court on it.

Okay, then the problem is with dumbass delivery drivers. But I wonder if the Court house has complained about slow delivery everytime?

Doubt it. In actuality the driver is only losing about 2-3 minutes tops.

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: So
1. Pay for Pizza
2. Take a sh!t on it.
3. Place it on family's doorstep
4. Set it aflame.
5. Ring bell.
6. ...
7. Run, you idiot!

 

[clickynext]

Yeah, just eat the pizza. Saves you the trouble of ordering yourself and waiting!

 

[villageidiot111]

I would just ignore the delivery guy, let him sit at your door. Then he'll go back to his manager complaining nobody answered the door. Then the Court people will call wondering where their pizza is, and the situation will then be clear to Dominoes. Then maybe it won't happen again.

Either that or answer the door nude.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: villageidiot111
I would just ignore the delivery guy, let him sit at your door. Then he'll go back to his manager complaining nobody answered the door. Then the Court people will call wondering where their pizza is, and the situation will then be clear to Dominoes. Then maybe it won't happen again.

Either that or answer the door nude.

Or it could be an endless loop of them driving out here, me not answering, them going back and getting a call from the neighbors.