Another one of those Spark test.

[aolj]

See how you rate.

for Bastard

for Bitches

I'm certified 3% bastard.

 

[Adul]

The results are in. You are certifiably:


16% bastard!
9% of which is Tard



The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
0% (same as you)
3% (less bastard than you)
97% (more bastard than you)

 

[Adul]

tard ??

 

[prodigy]

The results are in. You are certifiably:


19% bastard!
10% of which is Tard

 

[JenniZ]

Ohh, ONLY 42% bitch

 

[Adul]

I demand a recount 4 ^aolj^

 

[Isla]

LOL JenniZ, you could kick my butt then. I'm 35% biatch.

 

[Yeeny]

The results are in. You are certifiably: 39% bitch!
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%

How others compare:
3% (same as you)
43% (bitchier than you)
54% (less bitchy than you)

Oh great Isla, now your making me look bad!

 

[snow patrol]

26% bastard

 

[Isla]

no GF, it is because I am kind of a wimp at heart. I'll try harder next time, I promise!

I've really had to work HARD to get that 35%... My two older sisters hogged all the bitchy and didn't leave any for me. Seriously, I have had to work hard to learn how to stand up for myself (aka bitchy!). Nothing wrong with having it come naturally...

 

[Adul]

my my are we surround be witches

*runs and hides*

 

[JenniZ]

I took the bastard test too... only:

27% bastard!
15% of which is Tard

 

[JenniZ]

I did embelish just a little on the bitch test to make it a little higher , all in good fun.

 

[Yeeny]

my my are we surround be witches

That's right Adul, be afraid, be very afraid.... :Q

 

[Shuxclams]

[/b]74% bastard!
No Joke either......




SHUX

 

[konichiwa]

Tard:

BasTARD.

"tard" is 57% of "Bastard," so if you are, in Adul's case, 16% bastard, then...

.57 * .16 = .09% TARD

 

[Shuxclams]

Gee, whos surprised?



SHUX

 

[Viper GTS]

The results are in. You are certifiably:


23% bastard!
13% of which is Tard



The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
1% (same as you)
9% (less bastard than you)
90% (more bastard than you)



Of the 1,412,013 test takers so far:


73% like to drink
59% gamble
51% will lie for sex
48% have cheated
42% hate homosexuality, 100%% of whom will die stupid and alone
17% would have sex with a relative
7% like childporn


Interesting Results:

The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.

Viper GTS

 

[Deeko]

15%, 8% tard. aolj, how did you get 3???

 

[fragarific]

hi

 

[ATLien247]

Damn! I got 55% Bastard... of which 31% was Tard.

 

[Isla]

<< Catholics are more likely to spit on you. >>



Aha! I have spit on someone before, and I was raised Catholic. That question wasn't in the bitch test.... That should raise me a couple of points, since I have done it more than once, to more than one person!


Bwahahaha!

 

[Yeeny]

Ah Isla, now I feel better to know I am not alone in my bitchiness. I have never spit on anyone, so how's about we say we are tied?

 

[Shuxclams]

I like the taste of coffee, spit on someone and was raised catholic..........man I is suck.....



SHUX

 

[Isla]

SOunds good, GF

And you know what else?

I liked spitting on them! They deserved it, and it shocked 'em, too!

You really must try it sometime...



Edit: BTW, Shuxs, I drink coffee all day. However, I will stop right there so I don't give away any more of my sins!