Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wisecrack to Say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with him before Going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands, feet, then said, why...just look at his pretty little eyes... Did his doctor say he can see Good?" The Mother was a bit bewildered, but hesitantly replied, "Why, yes...his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?" Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause the little fvcker can't wear glasses.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wisecrack to Say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with him before Going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands, feet, then said, why...just look at his pretty little eyes... Did his doctor say he can see Good?" The Mother was a bit bewildered, but hesitantly replied, "Why, yes...his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?" Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause the little fvcker can't wear glasses.
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