Another Joke

NatePo717

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Jun 6, 2005
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV, and said to his wife

"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said,

"Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was
gone, he said,

"Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??"

The husband sighed, "Oh sh!t, it's started."
 

SurgicalShark

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So Fistandantilis walks in bar and bartender yells, "jerk store called, they are running out of you"

stolen

Originally posted by: Fistandantilis
so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, Hey why the long face?