Another joke for the weekend...

[DaFinn]

A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts,
"Honey, I just won the lottery!
Pack your bags!"
The wife says,
"Great! What should I pack for?
The ocean or the mountains?"
He says, "I don't care! Just be out by tonight!"

 

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[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: motoamd

 

[Pilsnerpete]

Repost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

Hilarious!

 

[Ernieb]

Just ooooooollllldddd

 

[dighn]

sux

 

[conjur]

"Take my wife, please."

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: conjur
"Take my wife, please."

:camera:?

 

[nakedfrog]

Ha!

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: conjur
"Take my wife, please."

:camera:?

1) I was being a smart-ass and commenting on the age of this joke by replying with a classic Henny Youngman punchline
2) She's now my ex and, seriously, you can have her...come and get her! :Q

No wait...that means someone up here would be around my kids...nope...can't have that!!