Another Irish Joke

[Twofootputt]

Pat O'Leary & Mike O'Connor are out in a boat fishing when Pat pulls a bottle out of the water. When he opens it, a genie pops out. Mike says, "Sweet Jaysus, three wishes!" The genie tells him, "No. Only one wish." Pat immediately asks that the lake be turned into Guinness. Mike says, "You fookin eejit, now we gots to pee in the boat."

Same vein, Mike goes to th eO'Leary home & says "Molly, there's been a terrible accident down to the brewery. Pat fell into a vat of Guinness & drownt." Molly, "Michael, at least tell me it was a quick death." "I wish I could be telling you that Molly, but the truth is he got out to pee three times before the end"

 

[monk3y]

5/10

 

[Orsorum]

Funny jokes, but your delivery sucks.

4/10

 

[TGregg]

Mike and Pat are adrift, lost at sea. They find a magic lantern floating by, and grab it. The genie that appears is a tired and worn out genie, and says he can only grant one wish. So Mike says "Make the ocean Guiness instead of water" and poof it's done. Then Pat turns to Mike and says "You knucklehead! Now we gotta pee in the boat!"

 

[JBT]

ehhhh