another good cow joke, but definately not for the kids (a little OT)

[Fingers]

There is this farmer who is divorced and lives with his 3 sons. One day the dad wakes up and he notices his only cow is dead. He is so upset that he decides to kill himself, so he jumps in a well. The 3 sons wake up and look in the well and see their dead father, then all of a suddon the see a mermaid. The mermaid says to the oldest son "i'll tell ya what, if you can do me 30 times in row i'll bring the cow and your dad back to life, but if you don't you will die." Naturally the son starts going at it. Sadly he only get to #28. Themermaid kills the kid. She said to the middle son, "if you can do it 50 times i'll bring everybody back to life, but if ya can't you die too" the middle sons starts going at it and only get to 49. the marmaid kills that kid. Finally she tells the youngest "you have to do it 75 times to bring them back or else i will kill you too" The little kid starts going at it and passes 75 easily and even gets to 100. The mermaid is amazed and asks how did you do that. The little kid says "how do you think the cow died?"



Don't flame me too hard!

edit for really bad typo

 

[office boy]

BAHahahahah

 

[ndee]

ROTFL

 

[Robor]

Good one, Fingers. Even worth passing on!

Rob

 

[Sled Dog]

Good one!
This ones more family oriented..
What do you call a Bull with no legs?
Ground Beef..

SFS

 

[blade47]

You'd know that one would come from somebody with a cow for an icon.

 

[Wellcky]

lol

 

[JHutch]

That was just nasty ... funny, but nasty!



JHutch

 

[RaySun2Be]

Farm boy walking in the country with a pretty girl.
Hand in hand, they pass a field where a bull was humping a cow.
The farm boy looks at the girl and says,
"Hey, I'd sure like to be doing something like that..."

"Go ahead," she says, "it's your cow!"

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Two cows in a paddock eating grass. One turns to the other and says, "Moooooo!" "Hey", says the other.... "I was just about to say the same thing!"

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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.. Some things you just can't explain.

 

[office boy]

oh my Ray...... :Q
That was way to funny...

 

[Fingers]

ROTFLMAO

That was awesome. I think we need to collect as many cow jokes as we can here.

 

[RaySun2Be]

Here is the Cow site I got the jokes from (they are really into cows!):

Cow site

I contacted the owner of the site, and he may be interested in helping out with RC5.

 

[Regine]

ROFLMAO!!!

 

[Mad Pierre]

LOL