another dog poop in my yard!

luv2liv

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another poop in my yard and some punk didnt clean it up. im thinking of poisoning the yard, dog will eat n die!!!!
i prolly go to jail for that right?? so im thinking of installing high sonic sound so dogs dont even go near my yard. any suggestions??
 
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How could they prove you killed the dog on purpose with poison. Just blame chemlawn or something. But dont do it, dogs are mans best friend.
 

meltdown75

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i think you're supposed to feed it pills and then watch it fall into a pool and drown or something.
 

MaxDepth

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You know killing the dog won't teach the master. A BB gun is fun to ping the offender (the dog owner and not the dog). Of course the blow dart is the ultimate expression of elan and skill.
 

jadinolf

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Heck, I find dog poop in my yard all the time.

Wait a minute................. I have a dog.................
 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: MaxDepth
You know killing the dog won't teach the master. A BB gun is fun to ping the offender (the dog owner and not the dog). Of course the blow dart is the ultimate expression of elan and skill.

Yeah, but no more dog.
 

rh71

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put up a sign that says you have a motion-activated camera taping them right now... and you're not doing it because you like watching dogs poop.
 

Codewiz

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Accidents happen. I make sure my dog has a chance to poop in my yard and then we go on a walk. I don't carry something to clean it up because it is not a problem 99% of the time.
 

NuclearNed

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1. Video the doggy doing his business.
2. Pay some kid $50 to clean it up - make sure you write a check for his services.
3. Present copy of processed check, bill, and copy of videotape to doggy's owner, along with a certified letter threatening legal action if said bill is not paid in full.
4. ???
5. Profit!!!
 

bctbct

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
1. Video the doggy doing his business.
2. Pay some kid $50 to clean it up - make sure you write a check for his services.
3. Present copy of processed check, bill, and copy of videotape to doggy's owner, along with a certified letter threatening legal action if said bill is not paid in full.
4. ???
5. Profit!!!



Wish I would receive one of these, been wanting to send someone a picture of my middle finger :)