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PsychoAndy vs. Maulie in the Marriage Battle 2!
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Read and be amazed....that someone has this much time on their hands....read it all.
psychoandy: i was reading another thread
psychoandy: how cheap this bf is
Maul: Oh. I guess I'm just not important enough. Is that is? I see how it is. You just don't care. Why do we go on like this?
psychoandy: damnit
psychoandy: not this again
psychoandy: you know how i feel about you
Maul: Oh, please. Just giving me a couple of coupons for "Staples" was NOT enough for our anniversary.
psychoandy: come on.....they were having a sale
psychoandy: we got that nice lamp for the den you wanted
Maul: Yes, but what about Christmas? You said we'd get a new car.
Maul: What did I get? A freaking PRINTER!
Maul: And YOU, so smug and proud, telling me "and it was FREE, too!"
psychoandy: you know how i wanted to see the new 2003 accord first!
psychoandy: hey, dont knock rebates
psychoandy: look, we can still get the car
psychoandy: is that it?
Maul: Yes, that's it.
psychoandy: you want a new car?
Maul: And I don't want another Pinto. I don't trust them since the one you gave me for my birthday blew up in the Curcut City parking lot.
psychoandy: oh come on
psychoandy: jeff, i TOLD you not to smoke in it
psychoandy: but no......
psychoandy: you just had to have your KOOL'S!
Maul: That wasn't it. Some anti-environmentalists didn't like the paint that old Hippy you bought it from and set it on fire.
psychoandy: what? they didnt like rustoleum?
psychoandy: i picked it up on clearance at lowes
psychoandy: and taupe is a great color
psychoandy: wait a minute
Maul: No, they didn't like the "Save Our Forests" and "My Other Can is a Electric" stickers with the painted flowers.
psychoandy: YOU WRECKED THE CAR?!?!?!?!
Maul: Hey, I saw it burning, but I figured it would teach you a lesson to buy a new one!
psychoandy: ISNT THIS SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION......YESTERDAY?!?!
Maul: I THOUGHT YOU'D NOTICE WHEN I CAME HOME IN A TAXI!
psychoandy: YOU PAID FOR A TAXI?
psychoandy: WTF!
psychoandy: JUST TAKE THE BUS!
Maul: But you were just TOO preoccupied with, "IT COSTS 20 BUCKS FOR THAT RIDE!?! Do you know how much that is to me?!"
Maul: SEE! I KNEW IT!
Maul: "I could feed us for a month on that!" You said.
Maul: AND FOR THE RECORD, I"M GETTING TIRED OF OATMEAL!!
psychoandy: I TOLD YOU
psychoandy: PUT CINNAMON IN IT
Maul: WE DONT HAVE ANY, YOU CHEAP PIECE OF CRAP! ALL WE HAVE IS SUGAR THAT YOU STOLE FROM MCDONALDS!!!
psychoandy: OH COME ON
psychoandy: WHAT ABOUT THE 55 GALLON BARREL OF MAPLE SYRUP I BOUGHT AT COSTCO?
psychoandy: WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT?
Maul: Having to open 500 little packets to make a freaking pitcher of Kool-Aid is just STUPID!!
psychoandy: OR DID YOU GO THROUGH IT IN A DAY LIKE THAT VCOKE I BOUGHT
Maul : It's OLD! You bought that 10 years ago!!
psychoandy : YOU BOUGHT KOOL-AID?
psychoandy: I TOLD YOU
psychoandy: LEMON JUICE AND WATER
Maul: And VCOKE is getting on my nerves, TOO! Just because it is 59 cents, that ALL YOU BUY!!!
psychoandy: YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT
Maul: You didn't buy lemon juice! And what did you say when I told you that? "Use the Lysol, it'll help clean you. *snort snort*"
psychoandy: HEY I'M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS TO BUY THE "ROSIE O'DONNELL" SIZE DEODORANT
Maul: OH, NOW YOU THINK I'm FAT!
psychoandy: I DONT THINK YOURE FAT
psychoandy: I KNOW YOURE FAT
psychoandy: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
Maul: OH, WAKE UP! The doctor said I needed to loose 100 pounds. SO I wear shorts now.
Maul: Besides, you'
Maul: re no looker yourself!
psychoandy: YOURE WEARING SHORTS?
psychoandy: LOOKS LIKE A DAMN THONG IF YOU ASK ME
Maul: *throws pot* DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
psychoandy: I'M COMFORTABLE IN MY MASCULIITY
psychoandy: HEY, ITS YOUR MOTHER TOO!
Maul: UH...
Maul: you were adopted!
Maul: FROM A GARBAGE CAN! AHAHAHAHAHHAHA..
psychoandy: WELL I NEVER......
Maul: I found you next to a big piece of cheese! I said, Hey, look! There's a bunch of sh!t and some cheese in here!"
psychoandy: IF MOMMA ONLY SAW YOUR FAT HAIRY ASS TODAY
Maul: I KNOW YOU NEVER! YOU NEVER CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
psychoandy: SHE'D GO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL AND ASK FOR A RETURN
Maul: I SHAVED THE CRACK! You said that's all I needed to shave!
psychoandy: OH PUH-LEEZE
psychoandy: YOUR ASS REMINDS ME OF VIETNAM?..CANT SEE ANYTHING 5 FEET IN FRONT OF YOU AND ALL SWEATY
Maul: AND THE MAN BOOBS! I Used "NADS" even!
psychoandy: WHAT?
Maul: ALL SWEATY? YOU TELLING ME I SWEAT TOO MUCH?!
psychoandy: WE COULD GROW RICE!
Maul: YOU SAID IT WAS A TURN ON!
psychoandy: YEAH...TURN ON FOR THE SPRINKLERS
Maul: THEY'RE NOT SPRINKLERS! THEY'RE WARTS!!!
psychoandy: EVERYTIME ITS OVER 75 I CALL WATER MANAGMENT AND TELL THEM TO OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Maul: It's the MUIDITY!!
psychoandy: is that what we've been using to water the lawn then?
Maul: humidity, that is. SEE< I CANT EVEN SPELL, LIKE YOU! I LEANRED IT FROM YOU!
psychoandy: I GOT AN A IN ENGLISH
psychoandy: THAT AINT NOT BAD!
Maul: YOU DIDN'T FINISH 3rd GRADE!!!
psychoandy: AT LEAST I WENT TO SENIOR YEAR
Maul: YEAH, BUT YOU GOT IN FIGHTS WITH THE OLDER KIDS!
Maul: They knew who to pick on! THEY ALWAYS PICK ON THE SCRAWNY, DUMB KIDS!
psychoandy: YEAH.......YOU!
psychoandy: damn that one sucked
psychoandy: AT LEAST I DONT WEAR PRESCRIPTION SHOES
Maul: YEAH! IT DID! You NEVER WERE VERY FAST!
Maul: IT'S ALL MUSCLE!!!
psychoandy: AT LEAST I DONT CALL CHICKEN A VEGETABLE!
Maul: IT ALL TASTES LIKE CHICKEN, ANYWAY!
psychoandy: WHAT ABOUT THAT BEFF I BOUGHT?
psychoandy: WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT?
Maul: Especially since you made me buy those 46 chickens! WHY? BECAUSE THEY WERE CHEAP!
psychoandy: WE NEED THEM TO FEED YOUR FAT ASS
Maul: You ate it, you dumbass! IT WAS A HAMBURGER! ONE!!!
psychoandy: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BUY MORE?
psychoandy: FOOD LION IS HAVING A SALE
psychoandy: SEE?
Maul: YOU'LL BUY THE FAT AGAIN!
psychoandy: BEFF-IMITATION BEEF $.29 A POUND
Maul: SEE!!
psychoandy: WHAT?
psychoandy: ITS GOOD
Maul: YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE IT'S CHEAPER THAN TAP WATER!!
Maul: When was the last time you bought me flowers? HUH? DANDELIONS DON'T COUNT!
psychoandy: FLOWERS?
psychoandy: YOU WANT FLOWERS?
psychoandy: I'LL GET YOU SOME FLOWERES
psychoandy : I'M SURE THE FLORIST HAS A DUMPSTER I COULD ROOT THROUGH
Maul : THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO! YOU JUMP AROUND IN THE TRASH AND MAKE ME CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES!
Psychoandy : LIKE YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE DURING THE DAY
Maul : But do I get water and soap? NO! It's TOO EXPENSIVE! YOU MAKE ME USE THAT GODDAMN MAPLE SYPRUP AND A TOOTHBRUSH, THEN RUN IT IN THE RIVER!!
Psychoandy : BESIDES WATCH RIKKI LAKE AND OPRAH
Maul : AND WHOSE TOOTHBRUSH? MINE!!
Psychoandy : I DO NOT
Psychoandy : SEE THAT 5 POUND BLOCK OF SOAP IN THE BATHROOM?
Psychoandy : OH WAIT
Psychoandy : I FORGOT
Maul : AGAIN!
Psychoandy : YOU SHAVED YOUR BACK THIS MORNING
Psychoandy : LIKE YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH ANYWAYS
Maul : YOU TOLD ME I LOOK PRETTY! BUT THEN YOU HAVEN'T SAID IT FOR YEARS!
Maul : I BRUSHED LAST WEEK!
Psychoandy : i dont even why we need a brush
Psychoandy : its only ONE TOOTH!
Psychoandy : the rest are fake
Maul : And what to I have to shave with?! HUH? A SHAPE PIECE OF METAL YOU PEELED OFF OF A COMPUTER CASE YOU GOT FOR FREE FROM COMP GEEKS!
Psychoandy : i dont even know why i buy toothpaste anymore
Psychoandy : I DID NOT
Maul : TO REMOVE THE HICKYS YOU GIVE GRANDMA!
Psychoandy : THAT CAME FREE FROM DELL
Psychoandy : UH NO
Psychoandy : YOURE CONFUSING ME WITH THAT NO GOOD BROTHER IN LAW RYAN!
Psychoandy : I NEVER LIKED HIM ANYWAYS!
Maul : SAME THING! AND WHY DO YOU KEEP BUY COD? BECAUSE YOU CAN KILL
THE DELIVERY MAN AND NOT PAY! THAT'S WHY!
Maul : YOU KNOW HOW MANY BODIES I HAVE TO KICK OUT OF THE WAY TO GET TO THE CATTLE BARN???!
Psychoandy : ITS JUST EASIER THAT WAY
Psychoandy : WELL AT LEAST ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE DEAD HOOKER YOU HAD IN THE TRUNK OF THE PINTO
Maul : NOW YOU PICK ON RYAN! HE HASN'T LIKED YOU EITHER, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TRIED TO HOOK HIM UP WITH YOUR FUGLY SISTER HELGA BECAUSE SHE GAVE YOU A FREE BJ!
Maul : HEY, SHE BIT DOWN! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!
Psychoandy : DONT DIS THE SIS!
Maul : YOU JUST LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE GIVES YOU HER EX-LOVERS COMPUTERS WHO SHE KILLS!
Psychoandy : SO?
Psychoandy : SOMEBODY HAS TO SUPPORT YOUT $200 A DAY HABIT
Maul : YOU SOLD IT AND BOUGHT MORE FVCKING MAPLE SYRUP!!!!
Psychoandy : WHO KNEW YOU COULD EAT THAT MUCH!
Maul : AND WHAT ABOUT PANTS? YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THE SAME, SKIDMARKED, PISSED UP UNDERWEAR FOR WEEKS!!
Psychoandy : YEAH
Maul : SEE! DUMBFOUNDED ON THAT ONE! WHAT, ARE YOU PICKING OUR THE FLEAS?!
Psychoandy : CAUSE YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO RUN THE WASHER
Maul : WE DON'T HAVE ONE! REMMBER? MY TOOTHBRUSH? THE LAST ONE DIED BECAUSE YOU KEPT TRYING TO MAKE IT RUN OFF OF ELECTRICITY YOU MADE BY MAKING ME RIDE A STAND-STILL BYCICLE!!
Psychoandy : THAT WAS THE DRYER!
Psychoandy : THE WASHER RAN ON POTATOES!
Maul : YEAH, THEN YOU MADE ME EAT THEM!!
Psychoandy : I DIDNT MAKE YOU
Psychoandy : YOU WERE JUST HUNGRY!
Maul : I SAID IT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!
Maul : YOU WONT LET ME WASTE ANYTHING! REMEMBER THOSE CHICKEN BONES?
Psychoandy : YEAH
Psychoandy : WHAT ABOUT THEM?
Psychoandy : I WAS GOING TO BUILD A NICE BIRD FEEDER
Maul100: YOU ALSMOST KILLED FLUFFY!
Psychoandy : FUFFY IS FINE!
Maul100: HOW DO I KNOW THAT? YOU DROVE AWAY WITH HER IN A SHOEBOX AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN DAYS! ON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT STORY ABOUT 'SHE'S AT MOMS'
Psychoandy : OK FINE! BE THAT WAY!
Psychoandy : LETS GO SEE FLUFFY!
Psychoandy : GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF THE COUCH AND OUT THE DAMN DOOR
Maul : GET ME THE SOAP! THESE STUPID TINY LAWNCHAIRS YOU GOT FOR BUY 1 GET 4 REE FROM COSTCO ARE TOO SMALL!
Psychoandy : WTF DO YOU NEED SOAP FOR?
Maul : WELL, I NEED TO SLIP OUT OF THE CHAIR SOMEHOW, RIGHT?!??!!
Psychoandy : OH, FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS
Psychoandy : *BREAKS OUT CAN OF AXLE GREASE*
Psychoandy : USE THAT, IT WORKS BETTER
Psychoandy : AND PEOPLE WONT NOTICE ANYTHING UNUSUAL
Psychoandy : AND THE LAWNCHAIRS ARE JUST FINE
Maul : With that little amount of grease?! YOU USED IT ALL WHILE TRYING TO GET YOUR FVCKING YUGO TO MOVE OUT OF THE SHED!
Psychoandy : I TOLD YOU ITS NOT A YUGO! I DONT DRIVE A CRAPPY VEHICLE!
Psychoandy : I DRIVE A FORD!
Maul : YEAH, YOU KEEP TRYING TO CONVINCE YOURSELF IT'S "ONE HELL OF A SHARP LOOKIN' CAR'
Psychoandy : WELL FIRST OF ALL, ITS S TRUCK
Psychoandy : HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I FEED YOU?
Psychoandy : I GOTTA BACK THAT THING INTO COSTCO'S LOADING DOCK
Psychoandy : BELIEVE ME, AN 8 FOOT BED ISNT LARGE ENOUGH
Maul : 100lb BAGS OF OATMEAL, TUBS OF SYRUP, AND STORE-BRAND CORN FLAKES ISN'T GOING TO CUT IT TONIGHT!
Psychoandy : AN ENTIRE LIVE COW WOULDNT CUT ANYTHING
Maul : I WANT SOMETHING DECENT! AT LEAST WENDY'S! THE LAST TIME YOU TOLD ME YOU'D TAKE ME TO A "REAL HIGH CLASS PLACE" , I GOT A #4 AT MCDONALDS!!!
Psychoandy : THE WAY YOU EAT
Maul : NOT EVEN SUPERSIZED!
Psychoandy : I'M SUPRISED IBP HASNT OPENED UP NEXT DOOR
Psychoandy : GET YOUR SORRY ASS OUT THE DOOR AND WE'LL GO TO MC'DONALDS, OK?
Maul : DONT YOU MAKE FUN OF THE WAY I LOOK! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BUY 200 POUNDS OF THAT LARD FROM THE BACK OF DOMINICK'S BECAUSE IT'S SO CHEAP!
Maul : I SAID WENDY'S, YOU CHEAP SOB!!
Psychoandy : FINE
Psychoandy : WENDY'S
Maul : AND I WANT A LARGE FROSTY THIS TIME! I DONT CARE HOW FAT I GET! I WANT YOU TO BE MISERABLE, LIKE I AM ALL THE TIME!
Psychoandy : FINE
Maul : ...really?
Psychoandy : FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS....
Psychoandy : GET OUT THE DAMN DOOR
Psychoandy : 2 WHOLE MINUTES
Psychoandy : DOES IT TAKE YOU THAT LONG?
Maul : ONLY IF YOU PROMISE I GET A LARGE FROSTY, AND A BIGGY CHICKEN MEAL!!
Psychoandy : FINE!
Maul : Oh, you're so sweet. Let's make up.
Psychoandy : yes
Psychoandy : lets
Maul : I'll even put on a shirt this time.
Maul : Just for you. *pucker*
Psychoandy : while we're on the topic, can we make it a grocery bag over your head too?
Maul : paper or plastic?
Psychoandy : both
Psychoandy : double bag it
Maul : YOU...YOU MEAN PERSON! FvCK YOU! I'M GOING TOM MY MOTHERS! I WANT A DIVORCE! YOU CAN STUFF THAT BARREL OF MAPLE SYRUP UP YOUR ASS!
Psychoandy : "can" as defined by smarterchild: ?1. a. Used to indicate physical or mental ability? that said, i cant but you can.
Maul100: YOU SMARTASS! WHO THE FvCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT!!
Psychoandy : simple, i'm not the easy one
Maul : easy? he paid me alot!!
Psychoandy : dont start talking about how adul took such good care of you
Maul : AND HE WAS JENTLE! HE WASN'T TOO CHEAP TO BY SOME ASTRO GLIDE!
Psychoandy : crisco works just fine
END
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Read and be amazed....that someone has this much time on their hands....read it all.
psychoandy: i was reading another thread
psychoandy: how cheap this bf is
Maul: Oh. I guess I'm just not important enough. Is that is? I see how it is. You just don't care. Why do we go on like this?
psychoandy: damnit
psychoandy: not this again
psychoandy: you know how i feel about you
Maul: Oh, please. Just giving me a couple of coupons for "Staples" was NOT enough for our anniversary.
psychoandy: come on.....they were having a sale
psychoandy: we got that nice lamp for the den you wanted
Maul: Yes, but what about Christmas? You said we'd get a new car.
Maul: What did I get? A freaking PRINTER!
Maul: And YOU, so smug and proud, telling me "and it was FREE, too!"
psychoandy: you know how i wanted to see the new 2003 accord first!
psychoandy: hey, dont knock rebates
psychoandy: look, we can still get the car
psychoandy: is that it?
Maul: Yes, that's it.
psychoandy: you want a new car?
Maul: And I don't want another Pinto. I don't trust them since the one you gave me for my birthday blew up in the Curcut City parking lot.
psychoandy: oh come on
psychoandy: jeff, i TOLD you not to smoke in it
psychoandy: but no......
psychoandy: you just had to have your KOOL'S!
Maul: That wasn't it. Some anti-environmentalists didn't like the paint that old Hippy you bought it from and set it on fire.
psychoandy: what? they didnt like rustoleum?
psychoandy: i picked it up on clearance at lowes
psychoandy: and taupe is a great color
psychoandy: wait a minute
Maul: No, they didn't like the "Save Our Forests" and "My Other Can is a Electric" stickers with the painted flowers.
psychoandy: YOU WRECKED THE CAR?!?!?!?!
Maul: Hey, I saw it burning, but I figured it would teach you a lesson to buy a new one!
psychoandy: ISNT THIS SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION......YESTERDAY?!?!
Maul: I THOUGHT YOU'D NOTICE WHEN I CAME HOME IN A TAXI!
psychoandy: YOU PAID FOR A TAXI?
psychoandy: WTF!
psychoandy: JUST TAKE THE BUS!
Maul: But you were just TOO preoccupied with, "IT COSTS 20 BUCKS FOR THAT RIDE!?! Do you know how much that is to me?!"
Maul: SEE! I KNEW IT!
Maul: "I could feed us for a month on that!" You said.
Maul: AND FOR THE RECORD, I"M GETTING TIRED OF OATMEAL!!
psychoandy: I TOLD YOU
psychoandy: PUT CINNAMON IN IT
Maul: WE DONT HAVE ANY, YOU CHEAP PIECE OF CRAP! ALL WE HAVE IS SUGAR THAT YOU STOLE FROM MCDONALDS!!!
psychoandy: OH COME ON
psychoandy: WHAT ABOUT THE 55 GALLON BARREL OF MAPLE SYRUP I BOUGHT AT COSTCO?
psychoandy: WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT?
Maul: Having to open 500 little packets to make a freaking pitcher of Kool-Aid is just STUPID!!
psychoandy: OR DID YOU GO THROUGH IT IN A DAY LIKE THAT VCOKE I BOUGHT
Maul : It's OLD! You bought that 10 years ago!!
psychoandy : YOU BOUGHT KOOL-AID?
psychoandy: I TOLD YOU
psychoandy: LEMON JUICE AND WATER
Maul: And VCOKE is getting on my nerves, TOO! Just because it is 59 cents, that ALL YOU BUY!!!
psychoandy: YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT
Maul: You didn't buy lemon juice! And what did you say when I told you that? "Use the Lysol, it'll help clean you. *snort snort*"
psychoandy: HEY I'M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS TO BUY THE "ROSIE O'DONNELL" SIZE DEODORANT
Maul: OH, NOW YOU THINK I'm FAT!
psychoandy: I DONT THINK YOURE FAT
psychoandy: I KNOW YOURE FAT
psychoandy: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
Maul: OH, WAKE UP! The doctor said I needed to loose 100 pounds. SO I wear shorts now.
Maul: Besides, you'
Maul: re no looker yourself!
psychoandy: YOURE WEARING SHORTS?
psychoandy: LOOKS LIKE A DAMN THONG IF YOU ASK ME
Maul: *throws pot* DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
psychoandy: I'M COMFORTABLE IN MY MASCULIITY
psychoandy: HEY, ITS YOUR MOTHER TOO!
Maul: UH...
Maul: you were adopted!
Maul: FROM A GARBAGE CAN! AHAHAHAHAHHAHA..
psychoandy: WELL I NEVER......
Maul: I found you next to a big piece of cheese! I said, Hey, look! There's a bunch of sh!t and some cheese in here!"
psychoandy: IF MOMMA ONLY SAW YOUR FAT HAIRY ASS TODAY
Maul: I KNOW YOU NEVER! YOU NEVER CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
psychoandy: SHE'D GO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL AND ASK FOR A RETURN
Maul: I SHAVED THE CRACK! You said that's all I needed to shave!
psychoandy: OH PUH-LEEZE
psychoandy: YOUR ASS REMINDS ME OF VIETNAM?..CANT SEE ANYTHING 5 FEET IN FRONT OF YOU AND ALL SWEATY
Maul: AND THE MAN BOOBS! I Used "NADS" even!
psychoandy: WHAT?
Maul: ALL SWEATY? YOU TELLING ME I SWEAT TOO MUCH?!
psychoandy: WE COULD GROW RICE!
Maul: YOU SAID IT WAS A TURN ON!
psychoandy: YEAH...TURN ON FOR THE SPRINKLERS
Maul: THEY'RE NOT SPRINKLERS! THEY'RE WARTS!!!
psychoandy: EVERYTIME ITS OVER 75 I CALL WATER MANAGMENT AND TELL THEM TO OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Maul: It's the MUIDITY!!
psychoandy: is that what we've been using to water the lawn then?
Maul: humidity, that is. SEE< I CANT EVEN SPELL, LIKE YOU! I LEANRED IT FROM YOU!
psychoandy: I GOT AN A IN ENGLISH
psychoandy: THAT AINT NOT BAD!
Maul: YOU DIDN'T FINISH 3rd GRADE!!!
psychoandy: AT LEAST I WENT TO SENIOR YEAR
Maul: YEAH, BUT YOU GOT IN FIGHTS WITH THE OLDER KIDS!
Maul: They knew who to pick on! THEY ALWAYS PICK ON THE SCRAWNY, DUMB KIDS!
psychoandy: YEAH.......YOU!
psychoandy: damn that one sucked
psychoandy: AT LEAST I DONT WEAR PRESCRIPTION SHOES
Maul: YEAH! IT DID! You NEVER WERE VERY FAST!
Maul: IT'S ALL MUSCLE!!!
psychoandy: AT LEAST I DONT CALL CHICKEN A VEGETABLE!
Maul: IT ALL TASTES LIKE CHICKEN, ANYWAY!
psychoandy: WHAT ABOUT THAT BEFF I BOUGHT?
psychoandy: WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT?
Maul: Especially since you made me buy those 46 chickens! WHY? BECAUSE THEY WERE CHEAP!
psychoandy: WE NEED THEM TO FEED YOUR FAT ASS
Maul: You ate it, you dumbass! IT WAS A HAMBURGER! ONE!!!
psychoandy: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BUY MORE?
psychoandy: FOOD LION IS HAVING A SALE
psychoandy: SEE?
Maul: YOU'LL BUY THE FAT AGAIN!
psychoandy: BEFF-IMITATION BEEF $.29 A POUND
Maul: SEE!!
psychoandy: WHAT?
psychoandy: ITS GOOD
Maul: YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE IT'S CHEAPER THAN TAP WATER!!
Maul: When was the last time you bought me flowers? HUH? DANDELIONS DON'T COUNT!
psychoandy: FLOWERS?
psychoandy: YOU WANT FLOWERS?
psychoandy: I'LL GET YOU SOME FLOWERES
psychoandy : I'M SURE THE FLORIST HAS A DUMPSTER I COULD ROOT THROUGH
Maul : THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO! YOU JUMP AROUND IN THE TRASH AND MAKE ME CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES!
Psychoandy : LIKE YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE DURING THE DAY
Maul : But do I get water and soap? NO! It's TOO EXPENSIVE! YOU MAKE ME USE THAT GODDAMN MAPLE SYPRUP AND A TOOTHBRUSH, THEN RUN IT IN THE RIVER!!
Psychoandy : BESIDES WATCH RIKKI LAKE AND OPRAH
Maul : AND WHOSE TOOTHBRUSH? MINE!!
Psychoandy : I DO NOT
Psychoandy : SEE THAT 5 POUND BLOCK OF SOAP IN THE BATHROOM?
Psychoandy : OH WAIT
Psychoandy : I FORGOT
Maul : AGAIN!
Psychoandy : YOU SHAVED YOUR BACK THIS MORNING
Psychoandy : LIKE YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH ANYWAYS
Maul : YOU TOLD ME I LOOK PRETTY! BUT THEN YOU HAVEN'T SAID IT FOR YEARS!
Maul : I BRUSHED LAST WEEK!
Psychoandy : i dont even why we need a brush
Psychoandy : its only ONE TOOTH!
Psychoandy : the rest are fake
Maul : And what to I have to shave with?! HUH? A SHAPE PIECE OF METAL YOU PEELED OFF OF A COMPUTER CASE YOU GOT FOR FREE FROM COMP GEEKS!
Psychoandy : i dont even know why i buy toothpaste anymore
Psychoandy : I DID NOT
Maul : TO REMOVE THE HICKYS YOU GIVE GRANDMA!
Psychoandy : THAT CAME FREE FROM DELL
Psychoandy : UH NO
Psychoandy : YOURE CONFUSING ME WITH THAT NO GOOD BROTHER IN LAW RYAN!
Psychoandy : I NEVER LIKED HIM ANYWAYS!
Maul : SAME THING! AND WHY DO YOU KEEP BUY COD? BECAUSE YOU CAN KILL
THE DELIVERY MAN AND NOT PAY! THAT'S WHY!
Maul : YOU KNOW HOW MANY BODIES I HAVE TO KICK OUT OF THE WAY TO GET TO THE CATTLE BARN???!
Psychoandy : ITS JUST EASIER THAT WAY
Psychoandy : WELL AT LEAST ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE DEAD HOOKER YOU HAD IN THE TRUNK OF THE PINTO
Maul : NOW YOU PICK ON RYAN! HE HASN'T LIKED YOU EITHER, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TRIED TO HOOK HIM UP WITH YOUR FUGLY SISTER HELGA BECAUSE SHE GAVE YOU A FREE BJ!
Maul : HEY, SHE BIT DOWN! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!
Psychoandy : DONT DIS THE SIS!
Maul : YOU JUST LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE GIVES YOU HER EX-LOVERS COMPUTERS WHO SHE KILLS!
Psychoandy : SO?
Psychoandy : SOMEBODY HAS TO SUPPORT YOUT $200 A DAY HABIT
Maul : YOU SOLD IT AND BOUGHT MORE FVCKING MAPLE SYRUP!!!!
Psychoandy : WHO KNEW YOU COULD EAT THAT MUCH!
Maul : AND WHAT ABOUT PANTS? YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THE SAME, SKIDMARKED, PISSED UP UNDERWEAR FOR WEEKS!!
Psychoandy : YEAH
Maul : SEE! DUMBFOUNDED ON THAT ONE! WHAT, ARE YOU PICKING OUR THE FLEAS?!
Psychoandy : CAUSE YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO RUN THE WASHER
Maul : WE DON'T HAVE ONE! REMMBER? MY TOOTHBRUSH? THE LAST ONE DIED BECAUSE YOU KEPT TRYING TO MAKE IT RUN OFF OF ELECTRICITY YOU MADE BY MAKING ME RIDE A STAND-STILL BYCICLE!!
Psychoandy : THAT WAS THE DRYER!
Psychoandy : THE WASHER RAN ON POTATOES!
Maul : YEAH, THEN YOU MADE ME EAT THEM!!
Psychoandy : I DIDNT MAKE YOU
Psychoandy : YOU WERE JUST HUNGRY!
Maul : I SAID IT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!
Maul : YOU WONT LET ME WASTE ANYTHING! REMEMBER THOSE CHICKEN BONES?
Psychoandy : YEAH
Psychoandy : WHAT ABOUT THEM?
Psychoandy : I WAS GOING TO BUILD A NICE BIRD FEEDER
Maul100: YOU ALSMOST KILLED FLUFFY!
Psychoandy : FUFFY IS FINE!
Maul100: HOW DO I KNOW THAT? YOU DROVE AWAY WITH HER IN A SHOEBOX AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN DAYS! ON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT STORY ABOUT 'SHE'S AT MOMS'
Psychoandy : OK FINE! BE THAT WAY!
Psychoandy : LETS GO SEE FLUFFY!
Psychoandy : GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF THE COUCH AND OUT THE DAMN DOOR
Maul : GET ME THE SOAP! THESE STUPID TINY LAWNCHAIRS YOU GOT FOR BUY 1 GET 4 REE FROM COSTCO ARE TOO SMALL!
Psychoandy : WTF DO YOU NEED SOAP FOR?
Maul : WELL, I NEED TO SLIP OUT OF THE CHAIR SOMEHOW, RIGHT?!??!!
Psychoandy : OH, FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS
Psychoandy : *BREAKS OUT CAN OF AXLE GREASE*
Psychoandy : USE THAT, IT WORKS BETTER
Psychoandy : AND PEOPLE WONT NOTICE ANYTHING UNUSUAL
Psychoandy : AND THE LAWNCHAIRS ARE JUST FINE
Maul : With that little amount of grease?! YOU USED IT ALL WHILE TRYING TO GET YOUR FVCKING YUGO TO MOVE OUT OF THE SHED!
Psychoandy : I TOLD YOU ITS NOT A YUGO! I DONT DRIVE A CRAPPY VEHICLE!
Psychoandy : I DRIVE A FORD!
Maul : YEAH, YOU KEEP TRYING TO CONVINCE YOURSELF IT'S "ONE HELL OF A SHARP LOOKIN' CAR'
Psychoandy : WELL FIRST OF ALL, ITS S TRUCK
Psychoandy : HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I FEED YOU?
Psychoandy : I GOTTA BACK THAT THING INTO COSTCO'S LOADING DOCK
Psychoandy : BELIEVE ME, AN 8 FOOT BED ISNT LARGE ENOUGH
Maul : 100lb BAGS OF OATMEAL, TUBS OF SYRUP, AND STORE-BRAND CORN FLAKES ISN'T GOING TO CUT IT TONIGHT!
Psychoandy : AN ENTIRE LIVE COW WOULDNT CUT ANYTHING
Maul : I WANT SOMETHING DECENT! AT LEAST WENDY'S! THE LAST TIME YOU TOLD ME YOU'D TAKE ME TO A "REAL HIGH CLASS PLACE" , I GOT A #4 AT MCDONALDS!!!
Psychoandy : THE WAY YOU EAT
Maul : NOT EVEN SUPERSIZED!
Psychoandy : I'M SUPRISED IBP HASNT OPENED UP NEXT DOOR
Psychoandy : GET YOUR SORRY ASS OUT THE DOOR AND WE'LL GO TO MC'DONALDS, OK?
Maul : DONT YOU MAKE FUN OF THE WAY I LOOK! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BUY 200 POUNDS OF THAT LARD FROM THE BACK OF DOMINICK'S BECAUSE IT'S SO CHEAP!
Maul : I SAID WENDY'S, YOU CHEAP SOB!!
Psychoandy : FINE
Psychoandy : WENDY'S
Maul : AND I WANT A LARGE FROSTY THIS TIME! I DONT CARE HOW FAT I GET! I WANT YOU TO BE MISERABLE, LIKE I AM ALL THE TIME!
Psychoandy : FINE
Maul : ...really?
Psychoandy : FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS....
Psychoandy : GET OUT THE DAMN DOOR
Psychoandy : 2 WHOLE MINUTES
Psychoandy : DOES IT TAKE YOU THAT LONG?
Maul : ONLY IF YOU PROMISE I GET A LARGE FROSTY, AND A BIGGY CHICKEN MEAL!!
Psychoandy : FINE!
Maul : Oh, you're so sweet. Let's make up.
Psychoandy : yes
Psychoandy : lets
Maul : I'll even put on a shirt this time.
Maul : Just for you. *pucker*
Psychoandy : while we're on the topic, can we make it a grocery bag over your head too?
Maul : paper or plastic?
Psychoandy : both
Psychoandy : double bag it
Maul : YOU...YOU MEAN PERSON! FvCK YOU! I'M GOING TOM MY MOTHERS! I WANT A DIVORCE! YOU CAN STUFF THAT BARREL OF MAPLE SYRUP UP YOUR ASS!
Psychoandy : "can" as defined by smarterchild: ?1. a. Used to indicate physical or mental ability? that said, i cant but you can.
Maul100: YOU SMARTASS! WHO THE FvCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT!!
Psychoandy : simple, i'm not the easy one
Maul : easy? he paid me alot!!
Psychoandy : dont start talking about how adul took such good care of you
Maul : AND HE WAS JENTLE! HE WASN'T TOO CHEAP TO BY SOME ASTRO GLIDE!
Psychoandy : crisco works just fine
END
Does this sound fimiliar to anyone? 😀
