Another Darwin choker candidate...

[Aharami]

i recently heard of this so called choking game. wtf is wrong with kids these days?!? rush from lack of oxygen? wtf?

 

[733SHiFTY]

I used to think that humans needed a predator to weed out the idiots and improve the gene pool, but it seems that the idiots are kind enough to remove themselves.

 

[piasabird]

If you dont spend time with your kids before they become teenagers, dont expect them to just raise themselves up right. Is money or children most important?

This poor guy learned this activity from someone else. This is not something natural that you just decide to do to yourself.

Dont know how to exactly say for something like this because it is just too stupid an activity to consider.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: 733SHiFTY
I used to think that humans needed a predator to weed out the idiots and improve the gene pool, but it seems that the idiots are kind enough to remove themselves.

What we NEED to do, is remove obvious safety warnings off of products, so the idiots who don't know not to rest a running chainsaw on their genitals don't get to procreate.

 

[ironcrotch]

I think we need to ban ropes.

 

[franksta]

We have to ban ropes because we can't ban stupid or bad parenting.

 

[NatePo717]

I say the kid diserved it.

 

[Jawo]

perfect title OP......the kid really deserved it!

 

[thujone]

i was hoping this was going to be about the entire state of kansas :/

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
Why can't kids today play normal games like I did as a kid.

1. Fill your pockets from your neighbors stone driveway
2. Run around like idiots nailing each other with rocks
3. repeat

Lol, hum.

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: 733SHiFTY
I used to think that humans needed a predator to weed out the idiots and improve the gene pool, but it seems that the idiots are kind enough to remove themselves.

QFT!X2

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Congratulations fvcktard!

 

[venk]

SUE THE ROAP FACTORY!

 

[imported_Dimicron]

Originally posted by: Calin

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
WE HAVE TO OUTLAW ROPES, CORDS, AND STRINGS OF EVERY KIND!

He used his hands to choke himself. We have to outlaw hands :Q

[Ash] My hands... they went bad... So I lopped them off at the wrist [/Ash]

 

[CRXican]

wtf game

just drink some beer, pass out the fun way

 

[bandana163]

Model parents, I tell ya...

 

[mercanucaribe]

I thought Jews were smart.

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: amdhunter
EDIT: DAMMIT. someone find the instructions, I wanna play.:frown:

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200

I used to do this as a kid, we didnt fvcking lynch ourselves though lmao


We used our hands, or someone else used their hands, and pinched off the two arteries (one on each side of the neck) that feed the brain, as the brain is depleted of oxygen you get light headed, and pass out, when you pass out you release your hands, or the person doing it does, and then you come to a few seconds later...

The funny thing is, you would often have 10min-2hr long dreams in that 1 or 2 seconds.

My friends and I did it late at night on their big trampoline.... fun stuff, you pass out and bounce, instead of hitting into furniture or the walls like I did in their house once :-/

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: Aharami
i recently heard of this so called choking game. wtf is wrong with kids these days?!? rush from lack of oxygen? wtf?

It was a kickass major rush, and no harm done (that Ive seen) if you just simply use your hands

 

[dxkj]

http://www.thebodyworker.com/headneckarteries.htm


That big red thing, one on each side, pinch it off, blood flow slows down, you pass out


no need to ASPHYXIATE

what stupid kids, play the choking/dreaming game the right way

 

[dxkj]

oh man i just remembered, we would take about 10 deep fast breaths with our heads between our legs first, then stand up straight and pinch our necks off.... thats what did it!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: dxkj

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: amdhunter
EDIT: DAMMIT. someone find the instructions, I wanna play.:frown:

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200

I used to do this as a kid, we didnt fvcking lynch ourselves though lmao


We used our hands, or someone else used their hands, and pinched off the two arteries (one on each side of the neck) that feed the brain, as the brain is depleted of oxygen you get light headed, and pass out, when you pass out you release your hands, or the person doing it does, and then you come to a few seconds later...

The funny thing is, you would often have 10min-2hr long dreams in that 1 or 2 seconds.

My friends and I did it late at night on their big trampoline.... fun stuff, you pass out and bounce, instead of hitting into furniture or the walls like I did in their house once :-/

Not to mention all the gay anal sex you got to have while you were passed out...

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
also front page of CNN

Can't wait til they discover the shooting game...

this used to be all the rage way back when...

autoerotica aspyhixation.

Basically choking yourself and masturbating.

Don't think it caught on for some reason.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Nitemare
also front page of CNN

Can't wait til they discover the shooting game...

this used to be all the rage way back when...

autoerotica aspyhixation.

Basically choking yourself and masturbating.

Don't think it caught on for some reason.

think they died out like the dinosaurs...cept dinosaurs didn't really hang themselves and choke their willies...

 

[Malfeas]

And Lo, Yahweh spoke unto Moses "THE STUPID SHALL BE PUNISHED!"