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Another blonde joke

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This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said..
.For best results, put on two coats.




 
A blonde lost her job and figured she could earn some money by doing odd jobs for people in a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed quickly. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes almost all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the back door to collect her money.

"Finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

The man was very impressed by her speed and gave her an extra $25.

"Thanks a lot! And by the way," the blonde added, "thats not a Porch, its a Ferrari."
 
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