Another Blond JOKE (Stolen by Brutuskend)

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."

But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize!"

The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!" and she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads
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Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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If only the New York Times could publish such brilliant satire......





















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DanTMWTMP

Lifer
Oct 7, 2001
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hahahahah *smiles* i liked it :)


don't you mean "YABJ" in your title...yet another blow..i mean..yet another blonde joke?