Ann Coulters jaw wired shut!

[GroundedSailor]

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Page Six is reporting that right-wing agitator and controversy-seeker Ann Coulter's jaw is wired tightly shut.

I know, I know. If the report is true, It's almost as if our prayers have been answered.

Apparently it was broken, but by whom, no one seems to be sure. We could hazard a guess, but why throw roses yet.

The blogosphere is already aquiver over the idea of a forced Coulter Moment of Silence.

Finally, the Right Wing Barbie Doll has to shut up. This is, after all, the woman who called 2004 VP nominee John Edwards the F-word in 2007 while speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the 'gay hate word' " so I'm -- so, kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards, so I think I'll just conclude here and take your questions."

The rehab reference was a right-wing joke (and we use the term loosely) about actor Isaiah Washington using that word for his ?Grey?s Anatomy? co-star T.R. Knight and been forced by the network to undergo psychological treatment.

But her unfunny comments drew criticism from all fields, Democrats, Republicans and gay rights groups.

But here?s the best part about the Coulter broken jaw news. No really, this is really good: Seems she has a brand new book titled "GUILTY? due out in early January and, of course, was all booked on TV and radio talk shows to discuss the ?much-needed reality check on a Left gone wild," declares the book's jacket.

Her latest work reportedly exposes and mocks the media's love affair with all things Democrat and all things President-elect Barack Obama.

Too bad Ann won?t be able to say a word about her new book.

That?s just a gosh darn shame.

I'm speechless at her being speechless!!

It's no wonder we have not heard from her in a while. I guess we should be prepared for an explosion of bile when she recovers

On the other hand, how skinny will she be after a few weeks on a liquid diet?

 

[Vette73]

I would not call her a "Barbie Doll". Maybe a Ken doll in drag would be better.

 

[Strk]

You can still talk with your jaw wired shut. It's difficult to run your mouth, but that just means you have to talk somewhat slowly and take pauses (swallowing and such is a bit difficult).

 

[HomerJS]

My theory a drunk guy picked Ann up at a bar, took Ann home, they started hooking up and when that guy found Ann's penis he got mad and punched Ann in the face.

 

[DealMonkey]

Originally posted by: HomerJS
My theory a drunk guy picked Ann up at a bar, took Ann home, they started hooking up and when that guy found Ann's penis he got mad and punched Ann in the face.

:laugh:

While I'm no fan of violence, Coulter's arrogant shithead attitude over the years has certainly earned her some enemies out there. Live by the sword, die by the sword, I guess ... and so it goes.

 

[GroundedSailor]

Originally posted by: HomerJS
My theory a drunk guy picked Ann up at a bar, took Ann home, they started hooking up and when that guy found Ann's penis he got mad and punched Ann in the face.

Thanks for the good laugh!!


:laugh:

 

[AstroManLuca]

She is a professional troll who thinks she's funny. Gah, she's awful. She needs to break her jaw more often.

 

[jonks]

at least she can still open up wide enough for Hannity to slide his willie in there

 

[shrumpage]

Good thing she is a writer.

 

[Theb]

Originally posted by: HomerJS
My theory a drunk guy picked Ann up at a bar, took Ann home, they started hooking up and when that guy found Ann's penis he got mad and punched Ann in the face.

Does anyone know where that skinny guy from Nip/Tuck was at the time?

 

[Lemon law]

If you read link two, she may have just broken her jaw in an accidental fall, in which case in would be an accident that could happen to anyone.

And in terms of the topic summary of " Topic Summary: With only 1 exit remaining open where will all that bile go? ", that too is no blessing, as long as she can write or work the key board of a computer, she will sadly have ample output for all her bile.

But like Limbaugh, Hannity, Madonna, and all the rest, they make ridiculous statement or actions, gain attention, and thereafter laugh all the way to the bank. Simply because people listen to her. As for me, I lump her in the mind over matter group, If I don't pay her any mind, Ann Coulter does not matter.

 

[daniel49]

this comment from your first link.
Ann Coulter's a good start. Now if only we can wire shut the jaws of 4/5 of The View, Rosie O'Donnell, Keith Olbermann, Sean Penn, Madonna, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Michael Moore. . .

:laugh:

 

[umbrella39]

Originally posted by: daniel49
this comment from your first link.
Ann Coulter's a good start. Now if only we can wire shut the jaws of 4/5 of The View, Rosie O'Donnell, Keith Olbermann, Sean Penn, Madonna, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Michael Moore. . .

:laugh:

4/5 of The View? Hasselbeck is just a dumbed down, more attractive version of Coulter. She needs to be on the list, too.

 

[ranmaniac]

I wonder if Ann Coulter is really Tom Petty's brother.

 

[conehead433]

I can think of no one more deserving. Hehehe.

 

[DefDC]

Originally posted by: ranmaniac
I wonder if Ann Coulter is really Tom Petty's brother.

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[judasmachine]

Originally posted by: shrumpage
Good thing she is a writer.

That's what I was thinking. So now all we need is for her to break all her fingers.

 

[daveymark]

good, now she and kanye have three things in common.

 

[wwswimming]

Originally posted by: GroundedSailorPage Six is reporting that right-wing agitator and controversy-seeker Ann Coulter's jaw is wired tightly shut.

maybe there is a God.

if this happens to Rush Limbaugh, i'm going to go to Church.

she can still smoke cigs, can't she ?

 

[Steeplerot]

She can always play her adams apple like a bass drum in morse code I guess. All is not lost.

 

[Jhhnn]

Here's hoping for a speedy recovery, and that she'll continue expressing what many conservatives won't- her true feelings, with all the vehemence, derision and bile she can muster.

You go, Girl! Show us what the rightwing is really made of!

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: GroundedSailor
[L=Linky 1]http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/11/oh-dear-page-I'm speechless at her being speechless!!

It's no wonder we have not heard from her in a while. I guess we should be prepared for an explosion of bile when she recovers

On the other hand, how skinny will she be after a few weeks on a liquid diet?

Hmmm...Ann Coulter not heard from in a while...
Professional John not heard from in a while...

Coincidence? OR...are they really one and the same person?















OK, probably not...PJ is far too polite MOST OF THE TIME to be Annie Tranny.

 

[Mani]

That shemale is vile - in every possible way.

 

[daniel49]

Originally posted by: umbrella39

Originally posted by: daniel49
this comment from your first link.
Ann Coulter's a good start. Now if only we can wire shut the jaws of 4/5 of The View, Rosie O'Donnell, Keith Olbermann, Sean Penn, Madonna, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Michael Moore. . .

:laugh:

4/5 of The View? Hasselbeck is just a dumbed down, more attractive version of Coulter. She needs to be on the list, too.

plz. I actually watched that show once. Hasselback barely sticks up for her point of view.
If she were any quieter and more reserved she would be invisible.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: wwswimming

Originally posted by: GroundedSailorPage Six is reporting that right-wing agitator and controversy-seeker Ann Coulter's jaw is wired tightly shut.

maybe there is a God.

if this happens to Rush Limbaugh, i'm going to go to Church.

she can still smoke cigs, can't she ?

I'm with you. Wanna car pool?