Ann Coulter fan site

[SlowSS]

BBD, you could tap dance around it all you want. The fact of the matter is, you were trying to make fun of her physical appearance,
just as well as that website, depicting dogs with her hair and calling her a tramp without any basis.
People like you are shallow, two-faced hypocrites.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: SlowSS
BBD, you could tap dance around it all you want. The fact of the matter is, you were trying to make fun of her physical appearance,
just as well as that website, depicting dogs with her hair and calling her a tramp without any basis.
People like you are shallow, two-faced hypocrites.

Hysterical Witch is more accurate.

 

[Bowfinger]

Originally posted by: SlowSS
BBD, you could tap dance around it all you want. The fact of the matter is, you were trying to make fun of her physical appearance,
just as well as that website, depicting dogs with her hair and calling her a tramp without any basis.
People like you are shallow, two-faced hypocrites.

Who cares? The external wrapper may be pretty, but true beauty -- as well as ugliness -- comes from within. Take off her pretty wrapper, and she's one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

 

[Sternfan]

I can't believe all the Douche bags in this forum. I haven't used that word since I was a kid but it fits the people in this forum.

This whole thread has no other value except to make fun of the way people look and thats wrong. And if you don't see that then thats your problem not mine.

 

[Moonbeam]

Originally posted by: Sternfan
I can't believe all the Douche bags in this forum. I haven't used that word since I was a kid but it fits the people in this forum.

I guess you're still a kid at heart then, eh?

 

[LunarRay]

Originally posted by: SViscusi

Originally posted by: LunarRay
I still think Ann is the cutest of all the Republicans.

You've never seen Kim Serafin have you?

I think Ann Coulter is the Second cutest of all the Republicans..

 

[LunarRay]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: Sternfan
I can't believe all the Douche bags in this forum. I haven't used that word since I was a kid but it fits the people in this forum.

I guess you're still a kid at heart then, eh?

Moonbeam, does he means all of us? Well, not him of course but, jeepers, I commented on her looks too, only my opinion was positive... guess we can't even give a compliment without offending someone.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: LunarRay

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: Sternfan
I can't believe all the Douche bags in this forum. I haven't used that word since I was a kid but it fits the people in this forum.

I guess you're still a kid at heart then, eh?

Moonbeam, does he means all of us? Well, not him of course but, jeepers, I commented on her looks too, only my opinion was positive... guess we can't even give a compliment without offending someone.

I find it kind of Ironic that a Fan of Howard Stern would be offended by people making fun of the way a Hysterical Witch looked.

 

[LunarRay]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: LunarRay

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: Sternfan
I can't believe all the Douche bags in this forum. I haven't used that word since I was a kid but it fits the people in this forum.

I guess you're still a kid at heart then, eh?

Moonbeam, does he means all of us? Well, not him of course but, jeepers, I commented on her looks too, only my opinion was positive... guess we can't even give a compliment without offending someone.

I find it kind of Ironic that a Fan of Howard Stern would be offended by people making fun of the way a Hysterical Witch looked.

But, Stern is self deprecating so he feels entitled to comment on others - ugly or cute... so I'll amend my opinion to include the following "Relative to me she is cute"

 

[BaliBabyDoc]

BBD, you could tap dance around it all you want. The fact of the matter is, you were trying to make fun of her physical appearance,
just as well as that website, depicting dogs with her hair and calling her a tramp without any basis.
People like you are shallow, two-faced hypocrites.

Normally, I would ignore the newbies . . . but in your case . . . I will ignore you since you are at least one neuron short of the quorum necessary for synaptic transmission.

Personally, I think Salukis and Afghans are attractive dogs. In all truthfulness, I might even consider some menagerie trois action with Coulter and Condi. Granted, I wouldn't let Coulter speak b/c her prose makes me nauseated.

So let me guess . . . my tap dance . . . is to imply sexual relations with Ann Coulter and Condolezza Rice b/c they are ugly? Condi uses her intelligence for evil . . . but she's certainly less evil AND smarter than Coulter. I consider both women of distinction and with a year's supply of Mega Mass 2000, creatine, and Gold's memberships potentially killer bodies to match generally attractive facial features (IMHO).

blonde babes
Unless Ann Coulter is as old as her tired jingoistic diatribes . . . Afghans can probably claim precedence on the hairstyle. The woman (as a caricature) looks like an Afghan. As for the Saluki, the bad clip art hairstyle looks more like luvly's avitar than Coulter's real . . . well real, dyed-blonde tresses.

Kim Serafin is definitely cute. I wonder if Rudy ever noticed her assets . . .

 

[Tripleshot]

When I hear her talk I'm reminded of the lirics of a popular tune "Lola" 'walks like a women but talks like a man.' I wonder if she is a transvesite?

 

[CADsortaGUY]

Originally posted by: Tripleshot I wonder if she is a transvesite?

ElFenix's expression would be funny to see, if that were true:Q



CkG

 

[Dari]

could you guys go any lower? This thread is ridiculous and needs to be locked.

 

[LilBlinbBlahIce]

Originally posted by: Sternfan
I can't believe all the Douche bags in this forum. I haven't used that word since I was a kid but it fits the people in this forum.

This whole thread has no other value except to make fun of the way people look and thats wrong. And if you don't see that then thats your problem not mine.

Get used to it new guy. That's the way it works here. Caulter may well be the most evil person in America IMO, and the website is hilarious. I would still do Kim Serafin any day of the week over her and I might even leave her mouth untaped.

 

[SViscusi]

Originally posted by: LunarRay

Originally posted by: SViscusi

Originally posted by: LunarRay
I still think Ann is the cutest of all the Republicans.

You've never seen Kim Serafin have you?

I think Ann Coulter is the Second cutest of all the Republicans..

How about Heather Nauert?

 

[sandorski]

Coulter is friggin hot, but she's crazier than Limbaugh!

 

[Moonbeam]

Originally posted by: Dari
could you guys go any lower? This thread is ridiculous and needs to be locked.

I could go lower. I'll tell you if the carpet matches the drapes.

 

[Bowfinger]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: Dari
could you guys go any lower? This thread is ridiculous and needs to be locked.

I could go lower. I'll tell you if the carpet matches the drapes.

10 to 1 against. She's too smart to be a natural.

 

[Dari]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: Dari
could you guys go any lower? This thread is ridiculous and needs to be locked.

I could go lower. I'll tell you if the carpet matches the drapes.

You're perverted and disgusting. But I'm sure this isn't the first time you've heard that.

 

[SViscusi]

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: Dari
could you guys go any lower? This thread is ridiculous and needs to be locked.

I could go lower. I'll tell you if the carpet matches the drapes.

You're perverted and disgusting. But I'm sure this isn't the first time you've heard that.

He's making a joke about a woman who says things like this

"When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."

and

There are no good Democrats.

and

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

and your calling him perverted and disgusting?

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: SViscusi

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: Dari
could you guys go any lower? This thread is ridiculous and needs to be locked.

I could go lower. I'll tell you if the carpet matches the drapes.

You're perverted and disgusting. But I'm sure this isn't the first time you've heard that.

He's making a joke about a woman who says things like this

"When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."

and

There are no good Democrats.

and

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

and your calling him perverted and disgusting?

Sex is bad, mmmmmkay.

 

[Dari]

Originally posted by: SViscusi

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: Moonbeam

Originally posted by: Dari
could you guys go any lower? This thread is ridiculous and needs to be locked.

I could go lower. I'll tell you if the carpet matches the drapes.

You're perverted and disgusting. But I'm sure this isn't the first time you've heard that.

He's making a joke about a woman who says things like this

"When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."

and

There are no good Democrats.

and

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

and your calling him perverted and disgusting?

He's talking about either eating her out or just looking down her dress.

 

[0roo0roo]

her books should come with an intellectual dishonesty warning. the level of sophistry is amazing. how she takes quotes out of context and simply misleads or makes things up is also incredible. countless inaccuracies in every book. its hard to tell if she's just being a caricature of a conservatives to poke fun of em or because its the best way to make money.

http://spinsanity.org/columns/20030630.html more on her

and yes, i've read "slander", which should be named...libel

by Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times [US]
July 22, 2002

If Ann Coulter were a singer, she'd be Ethel Merman. Even her photos are blunt and loud. In the cover shot of Coulter's book, Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right , she displays the most chilling stare this side of Honey Bunny in "Pulp Fiction."

But despite the vast, left-wing conspiracy working against her, Coulter has appeared on every show this side of "Meet the Osbournes" to plug the book. Slander is No. 1 on the Publishers Weekly list, No. 1 on the New York Times list, No. 3 on amazon.com and No. 1 in the hearts of liberal-bashing Americans from coast to coast.

Seems like a good time to point out just a few of the hateful proclamations, misleading assertions and incorrect statements in the book.

On p. 4, Coulter establishes her tone--and her propensity for twisting quotes like Twizzler sticks to suit her needs--when she writes: "The infernal flag-waving after 9/11 nearly drove liberals out of their gourds. For the left, 'flag-waving' is an epithet. Liberals variously call the flag a 'joke,' 'very, very dumb,' and--most cutting--'not cosmopolitan.' ''

The "joke" quote is attributed to director Robert Altman, who was primarily criticizing the Bush administration. Also, Altman was talking not about genuine displays of patriotism, but the commercialized omnipresence of the flag. As he later told People magazine, "I don't think [the American flag] should be on brassieres."

Hmmm. Sounds likes an opinion Coulter would applaud.

As for the "very, very dumb" remark, the article Coulter cites is a New York Times piece about a controversy in Honolulu last November when an American flag was raised atop the Iolani Palace, the 19th century seat of the Hawaiian monarchy. Reacting to the suggestion that Hawaiians aren't as patriotic as other Americans, University of Hawaii-West Oahu professor Dan Boylan said, "This is when people start acting very, very dumb in their patriotism and flag-waving. I'll take Dan Inouye's empty sleeve as patriotism long before I'll take a passing bumper sticker on my car that says, 'America Forever.' "

Boylan was referring to former U.S. Sen. Daniel K. Inouye, who lost an arm in World War II. And I don't see how you can view his statement as anything but intelligent and pro-American.

Finally there's Coulter's charge that "liberals" call the flag "not cosmopolitan." Once again she lifts a statement out of context and makes a huge generalization about millions of people: those dreaded liberals.

The source Coulter cites, yet again, is a New York Times article. (Coulter hates the New York Times, but she uses it as a research tool more often than an undergrad with a double major.) Noting that the American flag didn't have a huge presence in New York prior to 9/11, historian David Nasaw said, "New York has just been too much of a cosmopolitan town for flag-waving. It is the home of the UN, and a place filled with tourists, with immigrants, with people doing trade."

How Coulter decided that Nasaw is a "liberal" is beyond me. In any case, she either fails to understand or chooses to ignore the fact that Nasaw was using the primary definition of cosmopolitan, i.e., "belonging to all the world." He wasn't saying it was uncool to display the flag, as Coulter charges. And he was talking about New York before 9/11.

So to varying degrees, all three quotes are misrepresented by Coulter as emblematic of the vitriolic rantings of anti-American "liberals."

How utterly bogus.

*****

Coulter peppers her prose with terribly faulty analogies, e.g., "Hiring [George] Stephanopoulos [to do television] would be the equivalent of a major network hiring Chuck Colson immediately after Watergate."

Well, no. Chuck Colson was convicted of obstruction of justice, a felony, and served seven months in prison. Stephanopoulos' biggest crime was writing a self-aggrandizing tell-all book.

Coulter also has a habit of chastising liberals for their methodology and then using the same techniques to make her own points. She argues that it's wrong for liberals to compare Rush Limbaugh to the major news organizations because Limbaugh is "a noted polemicist" engaging in "satirical commentary," yet when Coulter needs examples to back up her claims that news organizations target conservatives, she routinely quotes columnists. Um, aren't they supposed to have opinions?

A careful analysis--hell, a casual read--of Coulter's book reveals that she often shines the spotlight on her own mistakes. On p. 51 she writes, "[F]or the media to . . . call you an 'airhead' [Katie Couric on Ronald Reagan]--well, that makes strong men tremble and weak men liberals."

Except Couric never actually called Reagan an airhead. On p. 133 of her own book, Coulter writes that what Couric said was: "The Gipper was an airhead. That's one of the new conclusions of a new biography of Ronald Reagan that's drawing a tremendous amount of interest and fire today." (The book's author, Edmund Morris, had said his first impression was that Reagan was "an apparent airhead.")

So for Coulter to write that Couric was the one labeling Reagan an airhead, would be, let's see, what's the word? Oh yeah. A lie.

More fun with Ann tomorrow.










Part 2: Coulter's 'Slander' a lazy mix of errors, invective
Posted on Sunday, July 28 @ 16:29:32 EDT by JohnBrown
Submitted by sv3n


by Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times [US]
July 23rd, 2002

Part 2 of a 2 part series

In her book Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right , the hyperventilating conservative pundit Ann Coulter states that one of the "unbending rules of the universe" is that "It is horrendous to attack a woman for her looks."

Yet in the very next paragraph, Coulter writes, "A blind man in America would think the ugliest women ever . . . are Paula Jones, Linda Tripp, and Katherine Harris. This from the party of Bella Abzug."

Now that's impressive. With a two-paragraph spread, Coulter just might have set the record for hypocritical invective.

And Coulter must think Rush Limbaugh is "horrendous," seeing as how Limbaugh has mocked the looks of Hillary and Chelsea Clinton and Sally Jessy Raphael, among others.

Speaking of Limbaugh, Coulter tells her readers, "Locating some minor accuracy by Rush Limbaugh ... turned out to be more difficult than I imagined ..." and goes on to speculate about the "off chance that anyone ever ... locate some minor inaccuracy ..." in Limbaugh's work.

Minor inaccuracy? Limbaugh's committed dozens of MAJOR gaffes over the years, e.g., "It has not been proven that nicotine is addictive."

Yippee! Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

*****

An ongoing theme of Slander is that liberals never want to talk issues--that it's all about name-calling and making emotional arguments.

Ahem. From Coulter's own book:

P. 26: "The [Ku Klux] Klan sees the world in terms of race and ethnicity. So do liberals!"

P. 157: "The good part of being a Democrat is that you can commit crimes, sell out your base, bomb foreigners, and rape women, and the Democratic faithful still think you're the greatest."

p. 123: "Everyone knows it's an insult to be called a liberal, widely understood to connote a dastardly individual."

p. 181: Katie Couric is "the affable Eva Braun of morning TV."

Good thing Coulter isn't like those liberals who resort to cheap generalizations and insanely inaccurate accusations.

*****

Coulter demonstrates sloppy bias when she writes, "When ABC was considering scrapping Ted Koppel's 'Nightline' in early 2002 because of its low ratings, the most common reaction was, 'Is that still on?' "

Of course, the primary reason ABC considered dropping "Nightline" wasn't ratings--it was the chance to hire David Letterman. As for "the most common" reaction, Coulter's jibe makes her seem silly and uninformed. Yes, dear, "Nightline" is still on. Tell all your friends.

Coulter is equally disingenuous--or is it lazy?--when she reports what she perceives to be a typical example of liberal bias in the media:

"[Jesse] Jackson's son also got his own television show--while actually serving in Congress. A CBS-owned Chicago television station, WBBM-Channel 2, gave the Democratic congressman his own talk show, 'Chicago Focus With Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr.' ''

Wrong again. True, it was once announced that Jackson would be getting a weekly show on Channel 2, but the program never came close to getting on the air. It's been two years since the idea died.

And it's just plain funny when Coulter charges that "the entire information industry works overtime to suppress conservative books . . .publishers don't like conservative books, the major media ignore them, and bookstores refuse to stock them." On the very next page, Coulter cites a long list of best-selling books by conservative authors. So the "entire information industry" is suppressing books by conservative writers, yet many of these books have been top sellers. It's a miracle.

*****

In an effort to illustrate media slant, Coulter writes: "In the New York Times archives, 'moderate Republican' has been used 168 times. [But] there have been only 11 sightings of a 'liberal Republican.' "

But the American Prospect Weblog Tapped did a search of the New York Times archives and found 524 mentions of "liberal Republicans."

I guess some conservatives just aren't that good with a computer.

*****

Coulter repeatedly drags up two tired urban legends about Al Gore --the "invented the Internet" and "Love Story" tales--and passes them off as fact, even though both have been thoroughly debunked.

And she makes the claim that unlike Gore, George W. Bush was no fortunate son: "When Bush was admitted to Yale, his father was a little-known congressman ... His father was a Yale alumnus, but so were a lot of other boys' parents. It was Gore, not Bush, who had a famous father likely to impress college admissions committees."

Right. Dubya was a Phillips Academy preppie whose Yalie father was a congressman and whose Yalie grandfather was a two-term U.S. Senator. I'm sure the whole Bush clan was lighting candles every night while waiting to hear if Georgie boy was going to be admitted.

Coulter reminds me of the little girl in "Hey Arnold!" who shouts in Arnold's face that she hates him--though she secretly loves him.

Maybe that's how Ann feels about liberals. Maybe deep down, she's got a crush on us. It's kinda cute.




and theres a lot more

 

[SViscusi]

Originally posted by: Dari
He's talking about either eating her out or just looking down her dress.

Stop being so uptight, he's making a joke. It's moonbeam for christsakes relax.

 

[Bowfinger]

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: SViscusi
and your calling him perverted and disgusting?

He's talking about either eating her out or just looking down her dress.

Shhhh! Be gentle, he's a Republican, Father Knows Best, twin beds, that kind of thing.


(Edit: trimmed the quote, it's up there if you missed the whole thing.)