Animaltronic Tarantula 9.99

[Jokersmoker]

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[ChurchOfSubgenius]

Very strange, trying to find a reason for this "toy" to exist.

 

[Sesopedalian]

It actually says: "Plus he makes spider-like sounds."

 

[boodah]

<< It actually says: "Plus he makes spider-like sounds." >>



Just means it crunches when you step on it.

 

[huesmann]

Does it move around on its own or does it just creepy-crawly on that beige plastic base?

 

[ktg]

As an ophthalmologist, I saw two patients within the last year or so with intense eye irritation due to tarantula hairs embedded in their corneas. No lie. The bristle-like hairs are released into the air by the spider rapidly rubbing their legs together---a defense mechanism aimed at potential predators. The hairs are like little porcupine quills and stick into almost anything. My advice: buy the toy and leave the real tarantulas alone.

 

[Nack]

"Ages 4-14"

Whoever would give that to a 4-year old is one real sick puppy.

Good deal. Thought about buying one for Halloween, but what would I do with it?

Nack

 

[ojai00]

<< Good deal. Thought about buying one for Halloween, but what would I do with it? >>



Put it on one of your lady friend's lap or seats. I'm pretty sure they'll be freaked out

 

[Kato]

And if spider isn't enough...

Another bug