Angry Whopper

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JEDI

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http://time.com/4274866/burger-king-angriest-whopper-red-buns/

Red Bun:
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think it would go better on april Fools day.

and I guess the next new marketing fad:
colored bun


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Ichinisan

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When Quebert's thread appears, this will be a repost...?

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Oh. It already is.
 

QueBert

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When Quebert's thread appears, this will be a repost...?

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Oh. It already is.

No post on this from me, BK sucks and FUCK ONIONS, I wouldn't touch this burger with a 10 foot pole. I tried the Black Whopper because I wanted to make my feces turn green. I have no interest in red feces or any garbage that BK makes. I hated them before but 10x more since I learned they make a chili dog with fucking beans in the chili. They should be put out of business for that shit.
 

Nograts

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No post on this from me, BK sucks and FUCK ONIONS, I wouldn't touch this burger with a 10 foot pole. I tried the Black Whopper because I wanted to make my feces turn green. I have no interest in red feces or any garbage that BK makes.

But have you tried their hotdogs? I had a chili dog the other day because I was craving something life-ending and it wasn't that bad. Was hot as holy fuck though. How do you cook a hot dog to 8,000 degrees burgerking?
 

QueBert

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But have you tried their hotdogs? I had a chili dog the other day because I was craving something life-ending and it wasn't that bad. Was hot as holy fuck though. How do you cook a hot dog to 8,000 degrees burgerking?

I edited my post, but it's worth saying again. A chili dog with BEANS in the chili is unforgivable. Thankfully I never liked anything at BK so I won't mind never eating there again.
 

Nograts

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I edited my post, but it's worth saying again. A chili dog with BEANS in the chili is unforgivable. Thankfully I never liked anything at BK so I won't mind never eating there again.

I agree. I don't recall there being beans on it. I was super hung over though so I don't remember.
 

Crono

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why the fuck do people care so much about putting beans in chili

It's some random perfectionist foodie thing that popped up around these parts years ago. Same thing with the people who obsess about their steaks being ruined by anything other than maybe a pinch of salt.
 

Iron Woode

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No post on this from me, BK sucks and FUCK ONIONS, I wouldn't touch this burger with a 10 foot pole. I tried the Black Whopper because I wanted to make my feces turn green. I have no interest in red feces or any garbage that BK makes. I hated them before but 10x more since I learned they make a chili dog with fucking beans in the chili. They should be put out of business for that shit.
but do you lift, bro?
 

nakedfrog

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It's some random perfectionist foodie thing that popped up around these parts years ago. Same thing with the people who obsess about their steaks being ruined by anything other than maybe a pinch of salt.
Better or worse than the hot dog/ketchup Nazis?
 

zinfamous

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Because proper chili doesn't have beans in it.

And I don't even like chili.

to explain this nonsense:

that rule only exists because of sanctioned chili events.

There is no universal "beans do not belong in chili" rule that is sacrosanct. Because there are competitions where crazy people participate and take this shit seriously, there have to be standards. One of those is, typically, that no beans are allowed. That does make sense in the environment of a sanctioned competition.

However, many of these people are insane people, and think that these rules within a specific competition are anything more than arbitrary when applied to real life outside of their little gatherings. No one gives a dick what Mr chili guy with his stupid shiny button up chili shirt thinks about beans in your chili.
 
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