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...And You Thought You Knew EVERYTHING.

Reasonable Doubt

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*Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

*Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

*The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma..

*No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

*Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

* You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

*Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

*The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

*The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

*A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

*Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

*Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

*The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

*Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

*The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

*Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

*Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

*All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

*Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

*Pearls melt in vinegar.

*Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

*The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

*It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

*A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

*The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground
floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

*Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson
Clinton.

*Turtles can breathe through their butts.

*Butterflies taste with their feet.

*In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

*On average people fear spiders more than death.

*Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

*Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

*Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

*It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

* The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

*A snail can sleep for three years.

*No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

*Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

*Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!

*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

*All polar bears are left handed.

*In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

*An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

*TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

*If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent
Roberts.

*A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

*Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

* Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

* Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

* There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

* The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

* A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

* There are more chickens than people in the world.

* Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

* The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

* On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the
Parliament building is an American flag.

* All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

* No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

* "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

* All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial
on the back of the $5 bill.

* Almonds are a member of the peach family.

* Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

* Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

* There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

* Los Angeles' full name is
"El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"

* A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

* Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

* In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

* Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

* The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after
Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."

* A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

* A goldfish has a memory span of three
seconds.

* A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

* It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

* The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

* In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

* The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube
and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

* Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

* The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

* There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

* "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
 
*No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
Mythbusters busted that one.

*Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Not true. Check Snopes.

* No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
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* A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
That would be a mayfly.

* A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
That to has been busted by Mythbusters.

*The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
I think that's out of date now.

*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Sounds like an old wives tale. It's not even believable. Do snails jump? Sloths? etc.
 
duck quack: bullshit. Polar bears: right handed (mostly).


as a matter of fact, most of this list is either stuff is out right false.
 
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Like 3/4 of that list has been myth busted.

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So much fail.

One example:
Winston was born on 30 November 1874, two months prematurely, in a bedroom in Blenheim Palace, Woodstock, Oxfordshire.[4]
A "ladies' room at a dance"? LULZ.
 
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*Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
There's been a lot of research in this area. The current consensus seems to be that DEET makes you taste or smell bad to mosquitoes. (Remember, mosquitoes taste with their feet.)

*A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Busted multiple times. Here's an old one.

* The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
This must have been written before the discovery of the colossal squid.
 
Even worse is faux-journalism that uses the same "facts".
That rainbow party bullshit has been passed around a thousand times as part of warning articles for parents.

Heh heh, remember when some shitty news outlets picked up the "Jenkem" hoax?
 
I'm pretty sure the states listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial are the ones that were in existence at the end of the Civil War including West Virginia.
 
Just because we are talking about toothbrushes does not mean "dentists" are the ones who originally made that recommendation. :colbert:
 
I did find out something over the holidays I didn't know: Ocean Spray is a co-op of over 600 cranberry farmers.
 
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