And YOU think you're in a rough relationship?

tomcat

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Wow thats a great idea, though perhaps the list would be shorter if he listed things they didn't argue about? :)
 

whatsherface

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LOL

i really enjoyed that. It sounds like they have an excellent relationship. you need someone you can fight with, not someone who expects you to behave like someone else who's 'nice' all the time. i bet their sex life's interesting too. ;)
 

iamwiz82

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<< &quot;None of the other men I've been with&quot; (my, but it's all I can do to stop myself hugging her when she begins sentences like that) &quot;None of the other men I've been with used a mirror to shave.&quot; >>



LOL
 

iamwiz82

Lifer
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i love this, i keep finding awesome quotes!!




<< See if you can spot the difference between these two statements: (a) &quot;Those trousers make your backside look fat.&quot; (b) &quot;You're a repellently obese old hag upon whom I am compelled to heap insults and derision - depressingly far removed from the 'stupid, squeaky, pocket-sized English women' who make up my vast catalogue of former lovers and to whom I might as well return right now as I hate everything about you.&quot; Maybe the acoustics were really bad in the dining room, or something. >>

 

Isla

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Heh, this guy is a genius!

Don't forget to read the FAQ... they are priceless.



<< As I've said before, the secret of a successful relationship is to become irretrievably embroiled in a bitter struggle to the death >>





 

Thump553

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Hilarious site-this guy must be a British Dave Barry.

&quot;So far xxxxx people have visited this site. Generally on their employer's time.&quot;

Great find.