and we go a little something like this

[Iron Woode]

Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-c?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, Why you so fly? he said, Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina

 

[nycxandy]

Good song.

 

[lavagirl669]

and how many have you smoked so far tonight?

 

[Iron Woode]

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

 

[Juice Box]

Tag Team back again
Check its a wreck so lets begin
party on ppl lemme hear some noise
DC's in the house
Jump Jump for Joys
these 3 words when u gettin busy
WHoop there it is....

 

[Jzero]

Met this fine young thing
At the local Circle K
We made a date for a half past eight
And I said, "What the hey?"

So I journeyed to her crib
And I let myself inside
That chick was slouched down on the couch
I think her brain was fried

Couldn't figure it out
She wouldn't even look at me
Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotised
Cold glued to her TV

"Hey, what's your problem baby doll
Let's have a little fling"
She said, "Hey you fool, now just be cool
I'm watchin' that Gilligan's Isle thing"

Isle thing
Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing

Watchin' all night
Musta, been a marathon
I was bummin', those shows kept comin'
Here's what was goin' on

These Castaways were stranded
On this island out at sea
One of them called Gilligan
So let's name him after me

He'd mess up every rescue
Man, that first mate was illin'
If I was one of them Castaways
I think I'd probably kill 'im

Just about that time
Telephone began to ring
She said, "Just let it, my machine'll get
We're watchin' the Gilligan's Isle thing

Isle thing
She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing
Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
Please, baby, baby, please

I like the professor
He always saves their butts
He could build a nuclear reactor
From a couple of coconuts

She said, "That guy's a genius"
I shook my head and laughed
I said, "If he's so fly, they tell me why
He couldn't build a lousy raft"

And while we're on the subject
I'll tell you one thing for sure
Those homeboys brought an awful lot
For just a three hour tour

Then her mom came in the room
It was kind of embarrasing
She said, "Hey you two, I was once like you
And I loved that Gilligan's Isle thing"

Isle thing
She'd watch that Gilligan's Isle thing
Please, baby, baby, please

Skipper's in a hammock
He's looking kinda fat
He'd throw a fit and then he'd hit
Old Gilligan with his hat

Mrs. Howell had it goin' on
But Mr. Howell was meaner
Ginger and Mary Anne could've used
Some funky cold medina

I was really diggin' this show
I didn't know what to do
It kinda looked like I was hooked
Now I'm an addict too

I know each episode by heart
Now I'm the rerun king
And on every date we both stay up late
And we watch the Gilligan's Isle thing

Isle thing
Hasta la vista, little buddy
Gilligan's Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing

 

[Ilmater]

I'm going to be rich as soon as I invent a device to stab people in the face over the internet.

 

[meltdown75]

AHHAHA

Just hit the east side of the LBC
On a misison tryin to find Mr. Warren G
got a car full of girls
ain't no need to tweak
All you skirts know what's up with 213

Now Nate got the skirts
and that's a known fact
Before I got jacked I was on the same track
Back up, back up cuz it's on
N A T E and me, the Warren to the G

One of those dames was sexy as hell
I said, "Ooh, i like your size"
She said "my car's broke down, if I sing real nice,
Would ya, let.. me ride?"
I got a car full of chicks and it's goin real swell...
the next stop is the east siide... moteelll...

*whistles*

ah it's all butchered up.

 

[Slvrtg277]

Does anyone remember back in the day around here when there used to be those freestyle threads? I think dwell might have participated in those. Some of those had good stuff in them.

BTW - I wasn't banned. My company blocked the site for a couple of years, maybe 3 and I couldn't remember my old username when they unblocked it for whatever reason.