And this, folks, is why the lights are so dim in strip clubs
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Didn't notice, which one?
Make sure you read what they were brought in for too.
And I guess it was lunchtime, maybe they're better at night...
Viper GTS
haha....
hahahahaha...
"The defendant advised me to sit on the cushioned bench. When the defendant got up and the music started, she disrobed, removing all of her clothes. As she danced totally nude the defendant did commit Prostitution by performing a sexual activity in exchange for $60.00 by handling and fondling my sexual organ through the pants with her hand and buttocks."
...And you liked every minute of it, you dirty bastard! :laugh:
hahahahaha...
"The defendant advised me to sit on the cushioned bench. When the defendant got up and the music started, she disrobed, removing all of her clothes. As she danced totally nude the defendant did commit Prostitution by performing a sexual activity in exchange for $60.00 by handling and fondling my sexual organ through the pants with her hand and buttocks."
...And you liked every minute of it, you dirty bastard! :laugh:
Is this the one with the fake eye? Even though, I think she looks kinda cute (and scared).
EDIT: Oops. It's this ugly bitch. Ew. I still condone my previous statement of the other chick being fairly cute. I'd do her.
(and scared). EDIT: Oops. It's this ugly bitch. Ew. I still condone my previous statement of the other chick being fairly cute. I'd do her.
Damn I didn't even notice the actual reports.
Hell of a job those cops have.
Let me get this straight, I have to go in there, pay them (with your money) to jerk me off, & then I get to arrest them? And it's all in the line of duty?
Viper GTS
Hell of a job those cops have.
Let me get this straight, I have to go in there, pay them (with your money) to jerk me off, & then I get to arrest them? And it's all in the line of duty?
Viper GTS
LOL..Originally posted by: Vegitto
Sounds like my kind of job
I wonder if any of them are real pricks about it.
Like totally enjoying it.. and then the big moment comes..
And then the real big moment comes when they have to switch gears and cuff 'em. :laugh:
Originally posted by: Eli
LOL..Originally posted by: Vegitto
Sounds like my kind of job
I wonder if any of them are real pricks about it.
Like totally enjoying it.. and then the big moment comes..
And then the real big moment comes when they have to switch gears and cuff 'em. :laugh:
Nah, I'd let them finish me off
D) and when I regain my breath, then I arrest em.
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That's one of the weakest claims of prostitution I've ever heard of. Doesn't sound anything more than a really good lapdance.
Is Florida the state that has the really dumb "stripper must be at least six feet away from the customer" policy?
Is Florida the state that has the really dumb "stripper must be at least six feet away from the customer" policy?
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the herpes infestation on one of there lips is outrageous. I think i might have caught it from looking.
on a positive there were a couple decent ones in there. Most were godawful.
on a positive there were a couple decent ones in there. Most were godawful.
Sounds gay but actually worth advertising depending on the locale. In some areas strip clubs that serve alcohol are limited in how far the girls can strip (usually to pasties or something along those lines). Juice bars do not have these limitations and can be topless if not full nude. The implication being that there's an unofficial BYOB policy for your alcohol needs.
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