And the headline of the day is

[Syringer]

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2007/02/28/qc-andreerene.html

A Montreal woman who poured fondue fuel over her sleeping boyfriend and lit his penis on fire has been sentenced to four years in prison.

I wonder how it tasted.

 

[ChaoZ]

4 years? Should've been life.

 

[nweaver]

Puts your SO's "crazy" side into perspective a bit, eh?

 

[CrackRabbit]

That brings a whole new meaning to "my peepee burns!".

 

[mrjminer]

...scorching his abdomen and genitals. Pungu suffered third-degree burns and was hospitalized for a week, followed by a month of rehabilitation.

Hm... I wonder how they rehabilitate "it."