And now for your entertainment -- news from Florida

[TheVrolok]

I lived for a year and a half in a very nice part of Florida (Ft. Lauderdale... less than a mile from the beach off Las Olas). I couldn't have been more excited to get the hell out of there.

I lived down there for almost 4 years, and I feel similarly. Although I do miss some things from time to time. A lot of good times on Las Olas, the Riverfront, and in Miami.

 

[IronWing]

Naked man claiming to be Thor assaults police officer, performs sex act on tree

Morning wood for the win!

 

[KMFJD]

Couple Selling “Golden Tickets To Heaven” Arrested

http://www.hauraki.co.nz/news/random-funny/couple-selling-golden-tickets-to-heaven-arrested/