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[conjur]

The Grammar police

They're looking at their car over there.
You're smile brightens your face.
It's a car on its side.
Better to be too early than to be too late.

 

[tm37]

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[T2T III]

<< The Grammar police >>


Thank U occifer for thus verry impertunt mezzage.

 

[FrogDog]

<< You're smile brightens your face. >>

You are smile brightens your face? What?

 

[Zenmervolt]

<<You're smile brightens your face.>>

You mean:

"When you're smiling, it brightens your face."

ZV

EDIT: Reminds me of the guy in my dorm who crosed out the "ing" on the word "excepting" in a sign on my door. If you are going to correct someone, you had best be certain that you are correct first.

 

[FrogDog]

Looks like we need police to police the police!

 

[StageLeft]

<< You're smile brightens your face. >>

Your smile brightens your face.

 

[pulse8]

<< Looks like we need police to police the police! >>


Where's internal affairs??

 

[StageLeft]

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<< Looks like we need police to police the police! >>


Where's internal affairs?? >>

The second question mark is redundant.

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Geeks.

 

[StageLeft]

<< Geeks. >>

I'd have to check, but I'm not sure that 'Geeks.' is a real sentence.

 

[FrogDog]

<<

<< Geeks. >>

I'd have to check, but I'm not sure that 'Geeks.' is a real sentence. >>

No checking needed.

 

[conjur]

<<

<< Looks like we need police to police the police! >>


Where's internal affairs?? >>



I was hoping someone would catch that...took a while

 

[darkjester]

<<

<<

<< Looks like we need police to police the police! >>


Where's internal affairs?? >>


I was hoping someone would catch that...took a while >>


Uh huh... sure...

My English prof's would cry if they were to read online forums.

 

[Haircut]

There should not be an apostrophe in "prof's"

 

[wolf550e]

quis custodiet ipos custodes?

 

[HappyFace]

<< quis custodiet ipos custodes? >>

No speeky espanol! This is an english thread, go away. :Q

 

[krystalogik]

i think that was latin. and on a somewhat related tangent, "Go." is the shortest sentance in english.

Because "Go" (the verb) is being used as a command, it is in the imperative, and the "you" (the subject) is understood.

In latin that makes the shortest sentence "i"

random things to know!

 

[conjur]

<< Uh huh... sure... >>





I hadn't put my contacts in yet...couldn't see the keyboard.

 

[Ameesh]

all your base are belong to us.

 

[wolf550e]

HappyFace: Think before you post. That was Latin for "Who shall guard the guardians themselves?"

krystalogik: I thought the shortest sentense in English was "I am". I'll ask my teacher...

Ameesh: NEF posts like yours will get a good thread locked faster than you could say "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" (said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language )