And Jesus answered sayin "STFU and baptize me n00b" and John did.

[Mucho]

This is a new translation wiki to get the entire Bible translated into kitty pidgin (the language of lolcats). Zotnix saw a link to a picture with this done to Genesis and thought, "Why not the whole darned book?" Well, here is that effort.

Teh Holiez Bibul

 

[Miramonti]

LOL

 

[Beev]

Oh my god I just fell in love with a website.

 

[tfinch2]

This shit hasn't died yet?

 

[clamum]

I can has thread?

 

[lokiju]

Holy hell someone has way to much time on their hands!

Funny though.

 

[pontifex]

site no workie

 

[Throckmorton]

LOL

1. Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, & he maded the skiez & da earths, but he did not eated it.

2. The earths wus witout shapez & wus dark & scary & stufs, & he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3. & Ceiling Cat sayz, i can has light? & light wuz.

 

[AnitaPeterson]

This is teh pr00f - we'z all going to Hell and stuff.

 

[Hammerhead]

so what chapter does he gets his chezburger?

 

[Turin39789]

John 3:16

"16. So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?' "