And I thought I was still going strong.

RelaxTheMind

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“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

that blows
 

phucheneh

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I laughed. A lot.

I also call bullshit. Surely some kind of sedative, anxiety med (benzos), muscle relaxer...SOMETHING...would have an effect. Hell, just plain ol' antidepressants are great for [causing] impotence.

Being not just constantly hard, but constantly ejaculating...does not even seem feasible. Let alone untreatable.
 

Ns1

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I laughed. A lot.

I also call bullshit. Surely some kind of sedative, anxiety med (benzos), muscle relaxer...SOMETHING...would have an effect. Hell, just plain ol' antidepressants are great for [causing] impotence.

Being not just constantly hard, but constantly ejaculating...does not even seem feasible. Let alone untreatable.

some chick offed herself cuz she couldn't stop...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-sexual-arousal-disorder-commits-suicide.html
 
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I laughed. A lot.

I also call bullshit. Surely some kind of sedative, anxiety med (benzos), muscle relaxer...SOMETHING...would have an effect. Hell, just plain ol' antidepressants are great for [causing] impotence.

Being not just constantly hard, but constantly ejaculating...does not even seem feasible. Let alone untreatable.

It's not bullshit but I don't know if there might be ways to treat it. A few years back there was an article on a woman that had a similar problem. I'm not sure what the typical medical treatment for it is, but I'm sure there's options. The problem is I think a lot of them don't actually go to a doctor for it, or the doctor doesn't take it seriously so they don't go to others. Also not sure if insurance covers it which could be an issue, especially if the fix is resolving neurological problems.

Oh, and it's not constant, it's just that it takes very little to trigger it and they can't control it.
 

MongGrel

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AMCRambler

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At first it's funny but then when you think about it, people will think you're a sicko and a freak if it happens in a public place. I feel like there was a crappy B movie about a super hero where this was his special power.
 

Markbnj

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I have no idea about the medical aspects, but I'd be surprised if he had nine actual ejaculations in a row. Can the body produce that much ejaculate? I confess I have never explored the outer ranges of my own capacity. A couple or three times, sure. But nine? I would think the last several would be, um, dry.
 

HamburgerBoy

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I like the melodramatic poses he's taking in those pics. I don't understand how everyone would know that he's ejaculating all the time. If it's wet spots, an adult diaper should do the trick. Surely he's not having full body contractions and exclamations of "Ooooh my God FUCK YES!" every ten minutes, so worst case I'd imagine it looks like he just had a really good stretch. If it's a persistent bulge, eh, surely there are certain things he could do there too (taping his penis against his belly, for example).
 

T9D

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The question is does he hate his affliction more than he loves his penis?

You know the next step

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I laughed. A lot.

I also call bullshit. Surely some kind of sedative, anxiety med (benzos), muscle relaxer...SOMETHING...would have an effect. Hell, just plain ol' antidepressants are great for [causing] impotence.

Being not just constantly hard, but constantly ejaculating...does not even seem feasible. Let alone untreatable.

Well it's probably a nerve issue given that his symptoms started from a slipped disk.