and here is your WTF of the day.......

[Wheezer]

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An Ohio man who went out onto his deck and had sex with his metal picnic table multiple times between January and March of this year, has been sentenced to six months in jail.

Art Price Jr, pictured, admitted to this. A tipster dropped off three DVD's showing this. And according to cops, he also admitted to having intercourse with the table inside the home.

In fact, if the married father of three had not decided to take his amour outside of the house, which happens to be in plain view of an elementary school, chances are that he could've continued to see his flat-chested friend indefinitely.

Instead, thanks to the mysterious Deep Throat of the lawn furniture world, and the tireless work of the police, Art is off to prison.

Wish I could be a fly on the wall when an inmate asks him, "What are you in for?"

Final dumb thoughts:

This guy gives new meaning to the word tabletop.

Having sex with a metal picnic table in the middle of an Ohio winter sounds more dangerous than sticking your tongue to a flag pole.

If you are seeing a table, and you go out to dinner, does it get jealous you are with other tables?

 

[glenn beck]

how are people having sex with these things????




Please don't answer that

 

[Rufus12]

I'd consider that like having sex with a fleshlight legal wise. WTF

 

[Alone]

People could see him, and it was in front of a school for chrissake.

No objections here.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Very old repost.

 

[Queasy]

At least he didn't get it stuck

 

[Red Squirrel]

As screwed up as that is I don't see how it should be illegal let alone lead to jail.

There tons of more important cases involving rape, murder etc and they're just sitting on the back burner while they process silly cases like this very fast.

He was alone, he was on his own property, and nobody was involved. As crazy as he is for doing that, at least nobody was being harmed. I would prefer seeing someone who killed the neighbor's cat go to jail, rather then him.

On the other hand, if he's insane enough to do THAT, he's potentially dangerous by nature just for being such a wacko. So guess the jail is preventative maintenance before he goes on and does rapes a little girl.

 

[Shawn]

I don't see how this is possible.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Alone
People could see him, and it was in front of a school for chrissake.

No objections here.

If he had a reasonable expectation of privacy, then he should be ok. If, however, he intentionally did it in a public place, then, well, yeah...

 

[JohnCU]

pretty soon they'll be arresting dNor for his fleshlight

 

[waggy]

he was doing it outside in plain veiw. id on't feel sorry for him. if you want to do it take it inside and nail it all you want.

 

[Rage187]

Originally posted by: Shawn
I don't see how this is possible.

my patio table has a hole for the umbrella.

 

[eplebnista]

Reminds me of this short story

 

[oogabooga]

Another love torn apart by the man and their misconceptions and judgements.

Oh woe are we, what is this country coming to when a man can't make love to a picnic bench in the Ohio winter. I think we all have lost a little bit of ourselves today.

 

[biggestmuff]

R

 

[Gothgar]

TTIWWP of the table

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: Rage187

Originally posted by: Shawn
I don't see how this is possible.

my patio table has a hole for the umbrella.

A very uncomfortable hole.

Unless he rigged a fleshlight to fit within the hole, I'm with Shawn on this one.

 

[CRXican]

between January and March of this year

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: oiprocs

Originally posted by: Rage187

Originally posted by: Shawn
I don't see how this is possible.

my patio table has a hole for the umbrella.

A very uncomfortable hole.

Unless he rigged a fleshlight to fit within the hole, I'm with Shawn on this one.

He likes it rough.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Very old repost.

I was going to say, I thought I heard this on the radio a long time ago.

"Hello 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah. Yeah. It's in a window this time."

 

[venkman]

I think we are all missing the important point here.

Art Price Jr, pictured, admitted to this. A tipster dropped off three DVD's showing this.

THREE DVDS!?!?!?!? One wasn't enough evidence, he needed to get out the camcorder to fill up two more DVDs. What did the guy who filmed this do with the first DVD after he took it? :Q

 

[Patt]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
As screwed up as that is I don't see how it should be illegal let alone lead to jail.

There tons of more important cases involving rape, murder etc and they're just sitting on the back burner while they process silly cases like this very fast.

He was alone, he was on his own property, and nobody was involved. As crazy as he is for doing that, at least nobody was being harmed. I would prefer seeing someone who killed the neighbor's cat go to jail, rather then him.

On the other hand, if he's insane enough to do THAT, he's potentially dangerous by nature just for being such a wacko. So guess the jail is preventative maintenance before he goes on and does rapes a little girl.

Not that I want to make fun of the rape aspect, but I think it is much more likely that he'll go and find himself a nice end-table or something instead of a little girl

 

[BeauJangles]

Originally posted by: venkman
I think we are all missing the important point here.

Art Price Jr, pictured, admitted to this. A tipster dropped off three DVD's showing this.

THREE DVDS!?!?!?!? One wasn't enough evidence, he needed to get out the camcorder to fill up two more DVDs. What did the guy who filmed this do with the first DVD after he took it? :Q

PeopleHaveSexWithTheDarndestThings.com

 

[Fayd]

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[RaistlinZ]

Originally posted by: venkman
I think we are all missing the important point here.

Art Price Jr, pictured, admitted to this. A tipster dropped off three DVD's showing this.

THREE DVDS!?!?!?!? One wasn't enough evidence, he needed to get out the camcorder to fill up two more DVDs. What did the guy who filmed this do with the first DVD after he took it? :Q

Seriously! I don't know who's the bigger pervert... they guy who had sex with the table or the guy who video taped it 3 times before going to the cops.

Lord knows how many more DVD's that he didn't turn in.