Ancient phallus unearthed in cave

[conjur]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4713323.stm

A sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave is among the earliest representations of male sexuality ever uncovered, researchers say.

The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura.

The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone.

Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report.

"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints," explained Professor Nicholas Conard, from the department of Early Prehistory and Quaternary Ecology, at Tübingen University.

Pre-historic dildos.


Cool.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Rock cock.

 

[AMCRambler]

"knapping flints" lol. Is that what the German's are calling it nowadays? C'mere baby, let me knap your flint.

 

[ironcrotch]

Cock rock.

 

[SagaLore]

Are they sure that is what it is for? It could very well have just been use for crushing grain in a bowl.

Seems like a dildo made out of rock wouldn't feel so good, although if it were polished and preheated, I guess it wouldn't be much different than the glass dildos you can find these days.

 

[imported_Dimicron]

[Al Bundy] Let's rock! [/Al Bundy]

 

[DivideBYZero]

RockCrotch

 

[GTaudiophile]

LOL! Those Germans have always been horny people I guess

 

[rh71]

hmm, that doesn't sound convincing enough... 20cm x 3cm could've been any tool..

 

[tlam617]

MMM.... ancient phallus.... what! i;m sure that turns some people on here.

 

[edro]

Doh! I am a reposterer.

 

[hevnsnt]

um let me say it here

Thats hot

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: edro13
Doh! I am a reposterer.

if you read your threads whilst people posted in them, you would've already known this

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Cock rock.

stone bone

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: edro13
Doh! I am a reposterer.

if you read your threads whilst people posted in them, you would've already known this

i second that

 

[Juno]

hot. :Q

 

[hevnsnt]

um...

Hot Rock?

 

[mobobuff]

I'm still waiting for them to piece together an ancient fleshlight.

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: edro13
Doh! I am a reposterer.

if you read your threads whilst people posted in them, you would've already known this

I did... and I followed the link.

 

[HBalzer]

Next they will find ancient porn in the cave drawn on stone tablets. I bet that phallus has seen right many caves in its life.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Scientists believe the item may in fact belong to this Cro-Magnon.

 

[conjur]

No word yet on thongs or assless chaps lying about.

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
um...

Hot Rock?

That Cock Rock is Hot!

 

[Vich]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
"knapping flints" lol. Is that what the German's are calling it nowadays? C'mere baby, let me knap your flint.

rofl

 

[HBalzer]

Originally posted by: conjur
No word yet on thongs or assless chaps lying about.

They will turn up 1000 years from now somewhere in the vicinity of where you now live.