Anandtech OT Official FAQ!

[gigapet]

Q: what does "shens" mean?
A: when a thread is created and it is suspected to be bogus or a parody of another thread someone might call out SHENS!!! as in SHENANINGANS!!!! as in YOUR FULL of SH!T!!

 

[MrDudeMan]

Q: what does it mean if a girl looks at me?
A: she wants to seXor you over and over again while whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

Q: why is there a REMOVE in my email address?
A: it is there to avoid getting spam in your email account

Q: am i a complete moron if i put a space between the last letter in my sentence and the question mark?
A: absofvckinglutely

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
Q: My super hot girlfriend may be cheating on me, what should I do?
A: Post numerous pics of her in a thread. Additionally, if you have naked pics, offer to pm them to members.

 

[gigapet]

Q: Can I post about hot girls I saw on the way to work, at work, at school, at the mall, at the bar etc etc etc...

A: ONLY IF YOU POST PICS

 

[Fritzo]

Q: I was walking in the mall, and a girl may have looked at me, but she may have been looking at a store display behind me too. I'm not sure. What should I do?

A: Post to ATOT how this hot super model babe fell in love with you at first site, demanded you come home with her, and you had feaky animal sex for two weeks afterwards, then you hooked up with her twin sister who then begged you to have sex with her, her sister, and her mom and the same time.......

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: gigapet
Q: why do they call it ANANDTECH?
A: Guy named Anand created a website about TECHNOLOGY

ANAND+TECHnology = ANANDTECH

now STFU you NOOB

ROFL!

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Q: am i a complete moron if i put a space between the last letter in my sentence and the question mark?
A: absofvckinglutely

WTF ?!?!?! (I like doing that - I developed the habit purposely because it looks less cluttered)

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Q: am i a complete moron if i put a space between the last letter in my sentence and the question mark?
A: absofvckinglutely

WTF ?!?!?! (I like doing that - I developed the habit purposely because it looks better)

I do that sometimes, though i don't know why. Yes, I do, it's because a guy I know used to do it and it stuck in my mind as a dumb thing to do and now sometimes i do it out of bad habit ! And the english!! !

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Q: am i a complete moron if i put a space between the last letter in my sentence and the question mark?
A: absofvckinglutely

WTF ?!?!?! (I like doing that - I developed the habit purposely because it looks better)

i had you in mind while i wrote that. you are a flipping retard with absolutely no brain activity if you think that looks better. it is idiotic and you should die for being that stupid.

 

[mzkhadir]

Q: What does TTIWWP stand for :
A: If you are talking about your hot girlfriend, we do not visualize her properly, we will not be able to help. The acronymn stands for This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Q: am i a complete moron if i put a space between the last letter in my sentence and the question mark?
A: absofvckinglutely

WTF ?!?!?! (I like doing that - I developed the habit purposely because it looks better)

I do that sometimes, though i don't know why. Yes, I do, it's because a guy I know used to do it and it stuck in my mind as a dumb thing to do and now sometimes i do it out of bad habit ! And the english!! !

:shocked: YOU!! of all people, i never thought you would make and SUPPORT that horrible of a grammar mistake. capitalization and punctuation are second place to the mysterious question mark space. it must stop!

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Q: am i a complete moron if i put a space between the last letter in my sentence and the question mark?
A: absofvckinglutely

WTF ?!?!?! (I like doing that - I developed the habit purposely because it looks better)

i had you in mind while i wrote that. you are a flipping retard with absolutely no brain activity if you think that looks better. it is idiotic and you should die for being that stupid.

Obviously you've got a nice stick up your @$$ because of me... and I love it that you can't stand it. Brings new meaning to the term anal... this problem you have with it. :thumbsup:

Anyway, I edited that out a minute later to say it makes it look less cluttered. I'm sticking to it. Enjoy.

 

[ElFenix]

Q: My fiancee (who is really my mom) got gangbanged by a bunch of Mexicans while vacationing in south Texas. What should I do?
A: Post about it on ATOT and be ridiculed for the rest of your days.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Q: am i a complete moron if i put a space between the last letter in my sentence and the question mark?
A: absofvckinglutely

WTF ?!?!?! (I like doing that - I developed the habit purposely because it looks better)

i had you in mind while i wrote that. you are a flipping retard with absolutely no brain activity if you think that looks better. it is idiotic and you should die for being that stupid.

Obviously you've got a nice stick up your @$$ because of me... and I love it that you can't stand it. Brings new meaning to the term anal... this problem you have with it. :thumbsup:

Anyway, I edited that out a minute later to say it makes it look less cluttered. I'm sticking to it. Enjoy.

It doesn't look less cluttered. I don't really care, but it lookss weird and it IS incorrect.

 

[kranky]

Q: What is IGCYFTO?
A: You'd know if you were meant to know.

Q: Who had "high levels of smartness"?
A: DessertCart

Q: My credit score is 740, how do I improve it?
A: There's no point. Once you're over 650, it doesn't matter. Really.

Q: But my credit score is only 600, how do I improve it?
A: Pay all bills on time, every time. Keep your debt low. Quit applying for more credit until your score improves. Open a savings account.

Q: Why can't I upload my own avatar / link to pictures / create my own title?
A: Because the members have proven again and again that they aren't mature enough to handle it, so the administrators do not allow those things.

Q: Why shouldn't I post my technical questions here? I'd get a quicker answer.
A: Because there are - believe it or not - other forums for that.

Q: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
A: Sorry, we don't like The Carpenters. Next.

Originally posted by: So
Q: What is ATOT Night Crew?
A: The NC... group ... 'dull' ...

Took out some of those unnecessary extra words to fix it.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: rh71
Anyway, I edited that out a minute later to say it makes it look less cluttered. I'm sticking to it. Enjoy.

It doesn't look less cluttered. I don't really care, but it lookss weird and it IS incorrect.

I know it's incorrect.. like I said - I developed the habit purposely. I'm surprised people notice this and not spelling mistakes or actual typos. :roll:

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
OK I think it's obvious I'll need a "life lessons" FAQ, and a "STFU N00B FAQ", but that's fine; I'll do both.

You're getting all the stfu noob crap because most atoters have a great deal more atot experience than life lessons.

 

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
OK I think it's obvious I'll need a "life lessons" FAQ, and a "STFU N00B FAQ", but that's fine; I'll do both.

I would create a new thread to kill the clutter and then post the question in and give credit for the questions and lock and sticky it.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: kranky
Q: What is IGCYFTO?
A: You'd know if you were meant to know.

Q: Who had "high levels of smartness"?
A: DessertCart

Q: My credit score is 740, how do I improve it?
A: There's no point. Once you're over 650, it doesn't matter. Really.

Q: But my credit score is only 600, how do I improve it?
A: Pay all bills on time, every time. Keep your debt low. Quit applying for more credit until your score improves. Open a savings account.

Q: Why can't I upload my own avatar / link to pictures / create my own title?
A: Because the members have proven again and again that they aren't mature enough to handle it, so the administrators do not allow those things.

Q: Why shouldn't I post my technical questions here? I'd get a quicker answer.
A: Because there are - believe it or not - other forums for that.

Q: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
A: Sorry, we don't like The Carpenters. Next.

Originally posted by: So
Q: What is ATOT Night Crew?
A: The NC... group ... 'dull' ...

Took out some of those unnecessary extra words to fix it.

You DO fit your username.

Why is it that people must be so uptight. NC is just about having fun. :roll:

 

[DainBramaged]

Q: I haven't seen my sister (who is also my roommate) for about a week. Last time I heard from her, she was going to meet this guy she met on the internet. What should I do?
A: Post it on OT.

Q: I was telling them a story about how my mom got attacked by a knife that was inserted into her over and over and it said that I had activated the language filter. Why?
A: Because you aren't allowed to say "st@b" here.

 

[KK]

Q: How do we keep idiots busy.
A: Lock them in AT P(olitics)&N(ews).

 

[mzkhadir]

Q: Do we need anymore Darth Vader Nooooooooooo Post ?
A. No, for the love of god no.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Q: am i a complete moron if i put a space between the last letter in my sentence and the question mark?
A: absofvckinglutely

WTF ?!?!?! (I like doing that - I developed the habit purposely because it looks better)

I do that sometimes, though i don't know why. Yes, I do, it's because a guy I know used to do it and it stuck in my mind as a dumb thing to do and now sometimes i do it out of bad habit ! And the english!! !

:shocked: YOU!! of all people, i never thought you would make and SUPPORT that horrible of a grammar mistake. capitalization and punctuation are second place to the mysterious question mark space. it must stop!

... and the self-righteous fvck owns himself with incorrect capitalization from the start... :thumbsup:

 

[DivideBYZero]

Q: What are all these crappy posts about from the user 'Chicken little'?
A: You'll get used to him. He almost went to jail and posted about it.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
Q: am i a complete moron if i put a space between the last letter in my sentence and the question mark?
A: absofvckinglutely

WTF ?!?!?! (I like doing that - I developed the habit purposely because it looks better)

I do that sometimes, though i don't know why. Yes, I do, it's because a guy I know used to do it and it stuck in my mind as a dumb thing to do and now sometimes i do it out of bad habit ! And the english!! !

:shocked: YOU!! of all people, i never thought you would make and SUPPORT that horrible of a grammar mistake. capitalization and punctuation are second place to the mysterious question mark space. it must stop!

... and the self-righteous fvck owns himself with incorrect capitalization from the start... :thumbsup:

wow...your reading comprehension is worse in this thread than when you started that bullsh!t about not wearing your seatbelt in the backseat. try finishing that sentence and you will see what i said about capitalization. you never cease to amaze me with your blatant stupidity.

edit: btw, you are still a giant douche that needs to get run over by a semi, but your website is cool.