Analogies for women and alcoholic beverages?

[fleabag]

Ok I think I just realized that an analogy can be created between Women and Alcoholic beverages (I bet this could be applied to men too).

Ugly Women with good personalities: Some sort of beer with lots of hops, is an acquired taste but when you get used to it, it's good.

Pretty Women with shitty personalities: Some sort of drink that tastes really good initially but leaves an awful aftertaste.

Gold Diggers: Some sort of mixed alcoholic drink that is really tasty but will get you drunk so quickly that you'll pass out and you'll wake up with a hang over, a sore anus and all of your clothing and money gone.

Ugly Women with Ugly personalities: Miller lite, Bud lite, any shitty beer that taste like piss water.

Hot Russian Women: Any sort of high quality vodka, though it'll/they'll cost you lot of $$$.

 

[theflyingpig]

BTW can anyone think of a beverage with a good initial taste, bad aftertaste?

No.

 

[Nik]

Women are like guinness: overhyped, overpriced, and they all leave a terrible taste.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Nik
Women are like guinness: overhyped, overpriced, and they all leave a terrible taste.

:laugh:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: fleabag
Ok I think I just realized that an analogy can be created between Women and Alcoholic beverages (I bet this could be applied to men too).

Ugly Women with good personalities: Some sort of beer with lots of hops, is an acquired taste but when you get used to it, it's good.

Pretty Women with shitty personalities: Some sort of drink that tastes really good initially but leaves an awful aftertaste.

Gold Diggers: Some sort of mixed alcoholic drink that is really tasty but will get you drunk so quickly that you'll pass out and you'll wake up with a hang over, a sore anus and all of your clothing and money gone.

Ugly Women with Ugly personalities: Miller lite, Bud lite, any shitty beer that taste like piss water.

Hot Russian Women: Any sort of high quality vodka, though it'll/they'll cost you lot of $$$.

I don't see an analogy for normal women with normal personalities.

 

[polarmystery]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: fleabag
Ok I think I just realized that an analogy can be created between Women and Alcoholic beverages (I bet this could be applied to men too).

Ugly Women with good personalities: Some sort of beer with lots of hops, is an acquired taste but when you get used to it, it's good.

Pretty Women with shitty personalities: Some sort of drink that tastes really good initially but leaves an awful aftertaste.

Gold Diggers: Some sort of mixed alcoholic drink that is really tasty but will get you drunk so quickly that you'll pass out and you'll wake up with a hang over, a sore anus and all of your clothing and money gone.

Ugly Women with Ugly personalities: Miller lite, Bud lite, any shitty beer that taste like piss water.

Hot Russian Women: Any sort of high quality vodka, though it'll/they'll cost you lot of $$$.

I don't see an analogy for normal women with normal personalities.

That's because they don't exist.

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: Nik
Women are like guinness: overhyped, overpriced, and they all leave a terrible taste.

Originally posted by: theflyingpig

BTW can anyone think of a beverage with a good initial taste, bad aftertaste?

Actually, Guinness fits this description perfectly. It tastes great while your drinking it, but the after taste is quite bitter.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: Phokus

Originally posted by: Nik
Women are like guinness: overhyped, overpriced, and they all leave a terrible taste.

Originally posted by: theflyingpig

BTW can anyone think of a beverage with a good initial taste, bad aftertaste?

Actually, Guinness fits this description perfectly. It tastes great while your drinking it, but the after taste is quite bitter.

The taste while you're drinking it screams burnt coffee. It's awful period.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Phokus

Originally posted by: Nik
Women are like guinness: overhyped, overpriced, and they all leave a terrible taste.

Originally posted by: theflyingpig

BTW can anyone think of a beverage with a good initial taste, bad aftertaste?

Actually, Guinness fits this description perfectly. It tastes great while your drinking it, but the after taste is quite bitter.

Tastes meh while drinking it, and the after taste is meh.
Burnt malts taste like burnt. Way too burnt.

Other stouts and porters have a really good roasted barley flavor, not burnt.

But Guinness served and poured properly in a bar that knows Guinness, is actually very enjoyable. In cans, bottles, and sports bars that treat Guinness like any other beer? Not so much.
Guinness at bdub's (BWW) tastes like terribleness in a glass. Guinness at an Irish pub that does the classic Guinness two-step pour, has the right type of pressurized nozzle and uses nitrogen (not sure if nitrogen is used in sports bars for Guinness)... tastes amazing, at least for Guinness. Would rather have a different stout if offered, but that's not going to happen in an Irish pub.

 

[swanysto]

Ugly woman, good personality: Sex on the Beach....you may drink it cause it taste good, but you don't want your friends to see you with it.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: fleabag
Ok I think I just realized that an analogy can be created between Women and Alcoholic beverages (I bet this could be applied to men too).

Ugly Women with good personalities: Some sort of beer with lots of hops, is an acquired taste but when you get used to it, it's good.

Pretty Women with shitty personalities: Some sort of drink that tastes really good initially but leaves an awful aftertaste.

Gold Diggers: Some sort of mixed alcoholic drink that is really tasty but will get you drunk so quickly that you'll pass out and you'll wake up with a hang over, a sore anus and all of your clothing and money gone.

Ugly Women with Ugly personalities: Miller lite, Bud lite, any shitty beer that taste like piss water.

Hot Russian Women: Any sort of high quality vodka, though it'll/they'll cost you lot of $$$.

I don't see an analogy for normal women with normal personalities.

Blue Moon - It's not the best thing ever, but it's not bad.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: polarmystery

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: fleabag
Ok I think I just realized that an analogy can be created between Women and Alcoholic beverages (I bet this could be applied to men too).

Ugly Women with good personalities: Some sort of beer with lots of hops, is an acquired taste but when you get used to it, it's good.

Pretty Women with shitty personalities: Some sort of drink that tastes really good initially but leaves an awful aftertaste.

Gold Diggers: Some sort of mixed alcoholic drink that is really tasty but will get you drunk so quickly that you'll pass out and you'll wake up with a hang over, a sore anus and all of your clothing and money gone.

Ugly Women with Ugly personalities: Miller lite, Bud lite, any shitty beer that taste like piss water.

Hot Russian Women: Any sort of high quality vodka, though it'll/they'll cost you lot of $$$.

I don't see an analogy for normal women with normal personalities.

That's because they don't exist.

i walked right into that one.

oh, they do exist. they're real and they're spectacular.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: fleabag
Ok I think I just realized that an analogy can be created between Women and Alcoholic beverages (I bet this could be applied to men too).

Ugly Women with good personalities: Some sort of beer with lots of hops, is an acquired taste but when you get used to it, it's good.

Pretty Women with shitty personalities: Some sort of drink that tastes really good initially but leaves an awful aftertaste.

Gold Diggers: Some sort of mixed alcoholic drink that is really tasty but will get you drunk so quickly that you'll pass out and you'll wake up with a hang over, a sore anus and all of your clothing and money gone.

Ugly Women with Ugly personalities: Miller lite, Bud lite, any shitty beer that taste like piss water.

Hot Russian Women: Any sort of high quality vodka, though it'll/they'll cost you lot of $$$.

I don't see an analogy for normal women with normal personalities.

Blue Moon - It's not the best thing ever, but it's not bad.

what a coinadink, i :heart: Blue Moon.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Pretty women with shitty personalities: diet soda. You think it's the perfect drink - it's just like regular soda but no downsides! Tastes the same, but no calories! Sadly, it is not true. Plus they'll give you cancer.

Originally posted by: swanysto
Ugly woman, good personality: Sex on the Beach....you may drink it cause it taste good, but you don't want your friends to see you with it.

LOL, agreed. Pretty much any chick drink.

Oh, and then there are the ladies that everyone else seems to think is so great but you just don't see it. They're like wine. Everyone thinks you're supposed to like it, but it really just tastes like shit.

 

[darkxshade]

Trannies: Screwdriver?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

BTW can anyone think of a beverage with a good initial taste, bad aftertaste?

Goldschlager
Aftershock
Sloe Gin
Puckers Sour Apple
Any liqueur which is over the top sweet and has a bitter main ingredient.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Pretty women with shitty personalities: diet soda. You think it's the perfect drink - it's just like regular soda but no downsides! Tastes the same, but no calories! Sadly, it is not true. Plus they'll give you cancer.

Originally posted by: swanysto
Ugly woman, good personality: Sex on the Beach....you may drink it cause it taste good, but you don't want your friends to see you with it.

LOL, agreed. Pretty much any chick drink.

Oh, and then there are the ladies that everyone else seems to think is so great but you just don't see it. They're like wine. Everyone thinks you're supposed to like it, but it really just tastes like shit.

Then stop drinking shitty wine.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Pretty women with shitty personalities: diet soda. You think it's the perfect drink - it's just like regular soda but no downsides! Tastes the same, but no calories! Sadly, it is not true. Plus they'll give you cancer.

Originally posted by: swanysto
Ugly woman, good personality: Sex on the Beach....you may drink it cause it taste good, but you don't want your friends to see you with it.

LOL, agreed. Pretty much any chick drink.

Oh, and then there are the ladies that everyone else seems to think is so great but you just don't see it. They're like wine. Everyone thinks you're supposed to like it, but it really just tastes like shit.

Then stop drinking shitty wine.

Everyone says that. I've never tasted a wine that I liked, and I've tried many different wines recommended by many different people. It's not going to happen. I just avoid all wine, period.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I thought for sure this thread was going to contain the line "I like my women like I like my whiskey... aged twelve years and full of coke." I was somewhat disappointed.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I thought for sure this thread was going to contain the line "I like my women like I like my whiskey... aged twelve years and full of coke." I was somewhat disappointed.

I like my women like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer.

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I thought for sure this thread was going to contain the line "I like my women like I like my whiskey... aged twelve years and full of coke." I was somewhat disappointed.

I like my women like I like my coffee... COVERED IN BEES.

fiksd

 

[ElFenix]

a proper mind eraser with kahlua on the bottom, vodka in the middle, and 151 on top. drink with a straw at the bottom.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Everclear with RC Cola, equal portions, initially starts out really fun .... then, after a little while, things slide downhill, then ... next thing you know, you've got no idea where the hell you are or how you got there, all your cash is gone, and you have this fvcking horrible headache that just won't go away.