Anal Swab. Chinese Anal swab.

[pauldun170]

This club has everything
Midgets
Barbershop quartets on a lazy Susan
Cowboy
Barbara Walters impersonators
Little German men who poke you with Chinese Anal swabs

US media reported that diplomats had complained after being made to undergo the procedure.
Some Chinese cities have introduced anal swabs, with experts there claiming they can "increase the detection rate of infected people".
The country has largely brought the virus under control.

China denies requiring anal swabs from US diplomats

US media claims diplomats were made to undergo anal swabs to test for coronavirus.

www.bbc.com

 

[tweaker2]

Chinese cadre: "Who's up for voluntary anal swab detail humiliating those arrogant foreign bourgeoise decadent capitalist expansionist long noses? Family members of party officials get first priority to become Glorious Heroes of the Zhōng Guó. All others must submit written requests to your provincial politburo headquarters."

 

[ElMonoDelMar]

Does it come with a happy ending?

 

[sdifox]

Reciprocity. All Chinese officials visiting US will get fisted.

 

[conehead433]

Do they screen for colon cancer at the same time?

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Reciprocity. All Chinese officials visiting US will get fisted.

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Pretty much what I was going to say except swab them and film them being swabbed. Film is to ensure it is the right person showing up and to show nothing bad happened.
Just the existence of such a film would stop the shenanigans.

 

[Paratus]

Well I suppose if you can’t smell the swab then you’ve got the rona.

 

[Jhhnn]

We're doomed. The Chinese subcontracted the anal probing job from the aliens in exchange for advanced technology. I just know it.