Anal Sex Makes You Pregnant in the Butt With a Devil Baby

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Theb

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According to a former gay porn star who is totally straight now and loves gross vaginas or boobs or whatever.

Self-described "ex-gay porn star" Joseph Sciambra claims that anal sex causes men to give birth to the devil via the anus. He goes on to claim that doing gay porn resulted in having to have his "sphincters almost stitched shut."
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ed-co...he-devil_b_2395838.html?utm_hp_ref=gay-voices


Not really a P&N topic (unless this is the source of several senators), thus moved to OT. -DrPizza
 
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Atomic Playboy

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Given the preamble, I'm guessing not a lot of people click on that link. I don't want to see a man giving anal birth to a demon.
 
Theb

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You guys wouldn't want to watch someone give birth to the devil from their butt? Man, the Internet has changed.

The video is of mr. Sciambra explaining how this is a real thing and he's not batshit insane. Personally I think he just didn't use enough lube, but I've never been penetrated anally and he doesn't make it clear in the video if women's physiology works the same way or if they have some sort of immunity.
 
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Why is this in political discussion forum? Are we blaming anal sex for the Benghazi outrage now?
 
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Atomic Playboy said:
Given the preamble, I'm guessing not a lot of people click on that link. I don't want to see a man giving anal birth to a demon.
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This. Eeew! Though I suspect he's right. I do know some people that have to have been asshole babies; now I know how. :D
 
Theb

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If a man is raped would he still have a devil baby or does the body have ways of shutting that whole thing down?
 
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sigurros81 said:
Why is this in political discussion forum? Are we blaming anal sex for the Benghazi outrage now?
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Not just that, but watergate too :D

Theb said:
If a man is raped would he still have a devil baby or does the body have ways of shutting that whole thing down?
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That all depends, is this a "legitimate" rape or a fake kind-of, half rape half-not rape scenario?
 
Matt1970

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Maybe he just though he was giving birth one time and he just needed some fiber in his diet.
 
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alzan said:
Are we sure he didn't say this just after a particularly productive morning on the crappper? I've "given birth" to some fairly evil creations but I'm too humble to say they're the devil's baby.
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I had some Gang Pa at my local Thai and I'm pretty sure I passed something diabolical the next morning. :eek:
 
alzan

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WelshBloke said:
I had some Gang Pa at my local Thai and I'm pretty sure I passed something diabolical the next morning. :eek:
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You might have something there; I don't eat Thai too often but I remember each experience vividly because of the morning after birth pains.
 
Jeeebus

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FYI devil babies generally have a thick liquid consistency and smell like semen. True story.
 
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