An urgent message regarding the election

[renz20003]

If you don't wish to vote for either candidates please write me in as Renz20003. I'm trying to increase my vote total from 3 in the past election.

Thank you

 

[nakedfrog]

If you don't wish to vote for either candidates please write me in as Renz20003. I'm trying to increase my vote total from 3 in the past election.

Thank you

But this will only count in states where write-in candidates don't have to register with the state (unless you have registered in some/all of those states, in which case, I approve this message).

 

[IronWing]

Only if you promise to build a wall.

I want a two foot wall along the alley behind the house to keep the neighbors from letting their dogs crap in our yard.

 

[renz20003]

Only if you promise to build a wall.

I want a two foot wall along the alley behind the house to keep the neighbors from letting their dogs crap in our yard.

Sold!

Also if elected I shall make any person receiving welfare contingent on passing a drug test. And they also will be put to work by cleaning the ditches of trash and sweeping sidewalks.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Sold!

Also if elected I shall make any person receiving welfare contingent on passing a drug test. And they also will be put to work by cleaning the ditches of trash and sweeping sidewalks.

drug test congress and house first, those fuckers gottta be on something to be so lazy.

 

[Brainonska511]

Also if elected I shall make any person receiving welfare contingent on passing a drug test.

So you're a fan of wasting taxpayer money on useless drug tests? IIRC, welfare recipients have been found to use drugs at a lower rate than the general population, so all you end up doing is wasting a ton of money administering drug tests.

 

[zinfamous]

what happens if I accidentally leave out a 0?

is renz2003 someone we can trust in case that happens?

 

[momeNt]

what happens if I accidentally leave out a 0?

is renz2003 someone we can trust in case that happens?

renz2003 has his finger literally on the nuclear launch codes. What have you done?

 

[renz20003]

what happens if I accidentally leave out a 0?

is renz2003 someone we can trust in case that happens?

Oh no...

He's a child molester...and a Cubs fan. Very bad mistake

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Oh no...

He's a child molester...and a Cubs fan. Very bad mistake

doubt the first part, and nothing wrong with the second part, and probably doesn't want to waste taxpayer money on useless drug tests

 

[renz20003]

doubt the first part, and nothing wrong with the second part, and probably doesn't want to waste taxpayer money on useless drug tests

Drugs are bad m'kay

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Drugs are bad m'kay

point?

 

[renz20003]

point?

Pee on a stick, get your check, sweep the sidewalks.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Pee on a stick, get your check, sweep the sidewalks.

and how has that worked so far in the states that use it, or has it been a monumental waste of money and time?

 

[renz20003]

and how has that worked so far in the states that use it, or has it been a monumental waste of money and time?

Damn something isn't right with those stats. Thats unreal

So scratch the drug tests, they still have to work for the state until back on their feet.

 

[zinfamous]

Damn something isn't right with those stats. Thats unreal

So scratch the drug tests, they still have to work for the state until back on their feet.

hot damn--a politician that can still compromise and/or read.

you have my vote, sir.

 

[rudder]

Madonna is giving blow jobs if hillary wins. Who is giving them if you win?

 

[glenn1]

and how has that worked so far in the states that use it, or has it been a monumental waste of money and time?

You're correct, the money for drug testing welfare recipients would be far better spent actively poor shaming them. The most valuable skill some of them have is making the rest of us feel good about being better off and more responsible than them. The middle class needs visible object lessons for our kids of what not to do.

 

[fskimospy]

Damn something isn't right with those stats. Thats unreal

So scratch the drug tests, they still have to work for the state until back on their feet.

Most of the people on welfare and things like that are children. Are they working or just the parents? If the parents are working, are you providing state run day care?

 

[renz20003]

You're correct, the money for drug testing welfare recipients would be far better spent actively poor shaming them. The most valuable skill some of them have is making the rest of us feel good about being better off and more responsible than them. The middle class needs visible object lessons for our kids of what not to do.

The point is to get something useful to the country from the people that receive government money.

I think we can do better than making them a teachable moment for our kids.

 

[renz20003]

Most of the people on welfare and things like that are children. Are they working or just the parents? If the parents are working, are you providing state run day care?

Free childcare to the state workers staffed by state workers. We now know they aren't on drugs so the children should be relatively safe.

 

[Humpy]

I had already voted for you based on your commitment to building a bead curtain along our southern border.

 

[fskimospy]

Free childcare to the state workers staffed by state workers. We now know they aren't on drugs so the children should be relatively safe.

So just to be clear we're having all the welfare recipients work for the state by having them watch their own kids?

 

[renz20003]

So just to be clear we're having all the welfare recipients work for the state by having them watch their own kids?

I'm sure it wouldn't be all, I think the rule in Ohio is 7 kids per one worker.

Not to mention some state workers may be sex offenders so we may need to find other work for them. Perhaps for the IRS archives away from people.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Madonna is giving blow jobs if hillary wins. Who is giving them if you win?

She's giving BJs just for voting for Hillary. My recommendation. Get in line early. Like the front. Otherwise vote Trump.