An urgent 911 call. . . (Our tax dollars at work)

[Hossenfeffer]

Heard this on the radio yesterday and had to find it. It moved me in ways I've not been moved before.

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[Hossenfeffer]

More carnage... this time from Canada

 

[Hossenfeffer]

Bovine Pursuit

 

[wedi42]

i want them to open my beer too!
i'm calling right now
oh never mind i'm out
hey do they deliver?

 

[PsychoAndy]

sad......

 

[brxndxn]

I would open her beer then drink it myself. Then I'd contact one of those mental agencies.

 

[tcsenter]

OMG, that was so funny! I can't blame poor old Betty, it IS a crisis when you can't open your beer bottle.

 

[jeebus19]

Hahaha thats terrible. I want to have the police come to my house And flush my toilet for me i dont have the kind of equipment in my house to accomplish such a difficult task : /