An update on the news story about the severed penis found in a Nebraska car wash...

[Random Variable]

Car Wash "Penis" was an "Udder" Thing Instead

February 28, 2002 07:20 AM ET

HASTINGS, Neb. (Reuters) - A lingering mystery involving what appeared to be a severed human penis found in a Nebraska car wash has been solved, police said on Wednesday, with tests showing the organ was a cow's teat.

"I've learned more about cow parts and human parts in the past two weeks than I cared to," said Police Chief Larry Thoren.

Police launched a possible homicide investigation after the part was found near a vacuum cleaner at a car wash in Hastings on Feb. 12. Local medical officials said they thought it resembled a human penis and it was sent off to a state crime laboratory for further tests.

Thoren said test results showed it to be a cow's teat, nothing udder.

 

[littleman]

"I've learned more about cow parts and human parts in the past two weeks than I cared to," said Police Chief Larry Thoren.

LOL

 

[b0mbrman]

<< "I've learned more about cow parts and human parts in the past two weeks than I cared to," said Police Chief Larry Thoren.
LOL >>


Ha ha...my favorite line too

 

[Sundog]

Good quote!

 

[d33pt]

so what's a cow's tit doing at teh car wash? they should investigate that too

 

[loudOne]

<< so what's a cow's tit doing at teh car wash? they should investigate that too >>



lol another funny quote

loudOne

 

[jjones]

Damn, and I thought that was another good lead on where I left my detachable penis. Oh well, the search continues.

 

[Pepsei]

dude what's up with PE-ness topics from you today?


i prefer the rem ones...i was going to anwser you but it was locked

 

[Random Variable]

<< dude what's up with PE-ness topics from you today?


i prefer the rem ones...i was going to anwser you but it was locked >>


This thread was from yesterday. And I don't know.