An Open letter to the Anandtech forum from SADDAM.

[Mrburns2007]

Just leave me alone, all I want is peace....er and weapons of mass destruction. Sure I would take over the entire middle east with them but it's not like I'm going to invade Texas or anything...er because from all the chemical attacks Texas won't be livable. All I want is to boil my enemies in acid and to kill Americans and Israelis.....I'm no threat to the rest of the world( ie: Europeans).

Geez, these Americans need to control there war mongering urges, there out of control.

With love, peace and a 55 gallon of acid,

Saddam

 

[Mill]

"With love, peace and a 55 gallon of acid"

Dear Saddam,

Not only can a 55 gallon drum hold acid, but it can also hold ass whooping. If you decide to keep developing WMDs, we will empty a 55 gallon drum of ass whooping on you.

Your Buddy,
Millenium

 

[Moonbeam]

Dear Saddam, just wanted you to know that whoever you are and however much hysteria is generated in your name, I will not allow it to affect my consciousness in such a way as to generate in me the same kind of hate and viciousness that is attributed, real or otherwise, to you. In that way, I will reduce by one, the number of victories you can claim in this world.

 

[smp]

Mr Saddam,
Please send me pics and specs of your weapons, please thanks.

 

[jjones]

Dear Saddam;

I would much prefer you develop weapons of mass fornication. Have a nice day.

 

[Nitemare]

Saddam,

Your name spelled backwards *phonetically* is Mad Ass..., dayum where your parents psychics or what? If you are reading this from your Golden throne, wearing your spun silk, while eating caviar...a question for you..:
I am suffering from a mild case of insomnia and I would like to know what your trick is. It must be rough knowing that you live like a king, bordering a God while half your population is starving to death or getting blasted by your own chemical weapons, it must be a little bit difficult to sleep knowing that you are responsible for hundreds/thousands of deaths a week and yet you blame the US for all your countries woes. You feed your serfs propaganda and brainwash them into thinking that the world is responsible for their problems while you take a crap on your Golden throne, funneling money from peoples mouths, letting them starve to death and use it on mad schemes of world domination.


Dude, what's your trick.

Hope you get this before you get the unfriendly side of a Ranger. If not and the Ranger is reading this. God bless you. You have removed a sick, depraved, twisted monster from the face of the earth. God is proud of you, but the Devil is pissed....He has competition now...


*edited to make Skyclad1uhm1 happy

 

[kherman]

A link to another Iraq thread that has a poll asking for your opinion on what should happen.

 

[nagger]

Dear Saddam,

It's too bad that GWB is in the Oil companies back-pocket. It's too bad that you chose to rule a country that has one of the highest reserves of oil. It's too bad that your name came up next after the oil pipe in Afghanistan, you're the weakest link...

goodbye

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: smp
Mr Saddam,
Please send me pics and specs of your weapons, please thanks.

You forgot to ask if he overclocked them.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Saddam,

Your name spelled backwards is Mad Ass...

Spelling isn't your best skill, eh? (Saying 'Saddam has double D' just sounds too weird)

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: smp
Mr Saddam,
Please send me pics and specs of your weapons, please thanks.

You forgot to ask if he overclocked them.

and exact longitude and latitude

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: smp
Mr Saddam,
Please send me pics and specs of your weapons, please thanks.

You forgot to ask if he overclocked them.

and exact longitude and latitude

with little flashing beacons on top.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: aphexII

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: smp
Mr Saddam,
Please send me pics and specs of your weapons, please thanks.

You forgot to ask if he overclocked them.

and exact longitude and latitude

with little flashing beacons on top.

maybe if he could have some of his soldiers point laser designators at them at... oh... noonish, 3 days from now, that would be nice.

 

[XMan]

Saddam, we need to talk about your TPS reports . . .

 

[CraigRT]

Dear Saddam.... YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[XMan]

Saddam, we need to talk about your flair . . .

 

[pg22]

What if Saddam is in his palace or whatnot, right now, and listening to "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!"

 

[Soulflare]

Dear Santa, I still want my toy train set you cheap bastard.

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: pg19
What if Saddam is in his palace or whatnot, right now, and listening to "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!"

He definitely doesn't want to go to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

 

[Valinos]

Dear Saddam,
Please send me some fine Arab belly dancers

 

[PsychoAndy]

what if Saddam was at his palace or whatnot going "PC Load Letter? WTF?"