An Open Letter to a Plastic Lucky Charms Watch

[BossakTowne]

Dear Plastic Lucky Charms Watch,
You came free in a box of lucky charms. Amongst marshmellows and grain cereal, came you, giver of time. You tell time adequately. If any water gets on or near you, you will probably stop telling time. That is because you are plastic and came from a cereal box. You graced Matt Witheiler's wrist for some time. Giver of time, he could not keep you dry, and now you are discarded. There are others like you, on watch of plastic in the shape of a marshmellow shaped like a moon. They live on to honour your memory.

Love,
Mike Bossak

 

[ElFenix]

man... this joke is starting to get to me... nfs4 please explain!

 

[Viper GTS]

Somebody better tell Matt to watch out for his cornhole...

Viper GTS

 

[MichaelD]

I have a sneaking suspicion that BossakTowne won't be with us for too long....

 

[PsychoAndy]

Are you high? If not, are you brain damaged?

-PAB

 

[bunker]

Okay, what I miss?

 

[thawolfman]

kthxbye

 

[no0b]

eheh nothing like starting a nef thread with your first post.


err I guess this isnt your first post nevermind...

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: no0b
eheh nothing like starting a nef thread with your first post.

Least it was halfway creative.

 

[BossakTowne]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I have a sneaking suspicion that BossakTowne won't be with us for too long....

Dear Off-Topic Forum Readers,

I like to think that when I am caught and banned for my deception and chicanery these forums will not just lose BossakTowne, but these forums will lose a small part of their family. Not a stable member of the family. But still. It will be a sad, cold, dark day when I am caught and banned. Sigh. All I want to do is bring some humor and love to these forums. And pay tribute to a plastic lucky charms watch. Nothing more. Nobody is harmed. A turtle was once harmed, but that was not my fault. Much. I think that if BossakTowne is banned, you are not just banning BossakTowne, but you are banning a little part of yourselves.

Love,

Mike Bossak

 

[djheater]

I have little respect for anyone who can't spell marshmallow.

NOUN
1. a. A light, spongy, very sweet confection made of corn syrup, gelatin, sugar, and starch and dusted with powdered sugar. b. A confection of sweetened paste, formerly made from the root of the marshmallow plant. 2. often marsh mallow Botany A perennial plant (Althaea officinalis) native to Europe and naturalized in marshes of eastern North America, having showy pink flowers and a mucilaginous root occasionally used as a demulcent and in confectionery. 3. Slang A timid, cowardly, or ineffective person.

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: BossakTowne

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I have a sneaking suspicion that BossakTowne won't be with us for too long....

Dear Off-Topic Forum Readers,

I like to think that when I am caught and banned for my deception and chicanery these forums will not just lose BossakTowne, but these forums will lose a small part of their family. Not a stable member of the family. But still. It will be a sad, cold, dark day when I am caught and banned. Sigh. All I want to do is bring some humor and love to these forums. And pay tribute to a plastic lucky charms watch. Nothing more. Nobody is harmed. A turtle was once harmed, but that was not my fault. Much. I think that if BossakTowne is banned, you are not just banning BossakTowne, but you are banning a little part of yourselves.

Love,

Mike Bossak

Wait, wait... is this where I cry?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: BossakTowne

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I have a sneaking suspicion that BossakTowne won't be with us for too long....

Dear Off-Topic Forum Readers,

I like to think that when I am caught and banned for my deception and chicanery these forums will not just lose BossakTowne, but these forums will lose a small part of their family. Not a stable member of the family. But still. It will be a sad, cold, dark day when I am caught and banned. Sigh. All I want to do is bring some humor and love to these forums. And pay tribute to a plastic lucky charms watch. Nothing more. Nobody is harmed. A turtle was once harmed, but that was not my fault. Much. I think that if BossakTowne is banned, you are not just banning BossakTowne, but you are banning a little part of yourselves.

Love,

Mike Bossak

Wait, wait... is this where I cry?

i think so. but only if you're an oscar award voter.

 

[yllus]

I love you Mike Bossak