An Ode to Toilet Paper

[techs]

Which do you prefer when some asshole is calling?

I love my Scotts!

 

[Rifter]

Purex FTW

 

[Murloc]

water

 

[moshquerade]

Which do you prefer when some asshole is calling?

I love my Scotts!

i don't think my asshole ever called. but i do know if yours did i wouldn't answer.

 

[Wyndru]

Whatever doesn't clog up my shitty plumbing, I think Charmin is one that is ok.

 

[bobdole369]

3 seashells. /thread

 

[DougK62]

Some sort of wet wipe. Once you use it, you'll never go back.

 

[blurredvision]

I shit clean like a dog, I don't need toilet paper.

 

[techs]

I shit clean like a dog, I don't need toilet paper.

Do you lick your ears with that tongue?

 

[dank69]

Which do you prefer when some asshole is calling?

I love my Scotts!

That's the kind you can see through, right?

 

[Albatross]

http://www.shitbegone.com/

 

[CPA]

Scotts is HORRIBLE! Charmin Ultra 3-Ply is the way to go.

 

[SlickSnake]

Scotts is HORRIBLE! Charmin Ultra 3-Ply is the way to go.

Anything that my fingers don't poke through, and don't strip the paint off my barnacled ass.

 

[Fritzo]

I use Chuck Norris toilet paper:

It's rough, tough, and doesn't take crap off of anyone

 

[rudder]

http://jeremyinc.com/politicaltoiletpaper/osama-bin-laden-toilet-paper.html

Or is using that considered unclassy?

 

[caddlad]

No pome. Post fail.

 

[eplebnista]

Angel Soft FTW!

 

[techs]

No pome. Post fail.

Here I sit broken hearted..
Tried to shit and only farted.

 

[Wyndru]

I use Chuck Norris toilet paper:

It's rough, tough, and doesn't take crap off of anyone

Chuck uses this:

 

[CPA]

Chuck uses this:

My bunghole just tightened up.

 

[SlickSnake]

My bunghole just tightened up.

I'm ready with my buttery flavored Crisco when you are!

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Which do you prefer when some asshole is calling?

I love my Scotts!

That isn't an Ode.

If you do come up with a proper ode please consider submitting to the site in my sig.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Charmin is fine with my tuckus.

 

[Squisher]

Northern regular not the Ultra Plush.