I just got inspired (and I'm board as hell) to create a recount of what happened to Carbo in this thread
Sorry Carbo, I couldn't resist!
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">?Twas the night before last, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even ATOT nefs.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>My<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>wife?s stockings were hung by her ?chimney? with care, in hopes that I would soon be there!<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>My daughter was<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>nestled all snug in her bed,</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>While visions of past boyfriends I had shot danced in her head.</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>With mouse in my one hand and booze in my decanter,</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>I had just settled down for more ATOT banter.</FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>When out from the bedroom there arose such a clatter,</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>I sprang from my ATOT posting to see what?s the matter.</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>My wife in her nakedness sprang forth to the hall,</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Her ?goblets of grandeur? bouncing round like a ball.</FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">?Carbo!? She hollers, as she makes her way past,<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>?Thar be those hoodlums back! Get the gun and fast!!</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>I sprang from my seat, already packing some heat,</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>To the back door I ran as quick as I can.</FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>?I?ll git you, you Dukes!<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Ahh-cooo-cooo-cooo!? I shout in my best Rosco tout!</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>But the boys disappear like fast swimmin? trout.</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>?Tar-nation!?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I say as walk back inside, </FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>?They can run, but they cain?t hide!</FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>So back to my room I go and sit at my ?puter,</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>When my wife turns to me to show me her hooter.</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>?Not now woman!? I say ?Just don?t bother me!?</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>?I have to post this on ATOT!?</FONT>
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Sorry Carbo, I couldn't resist!
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">?Twas the night before last, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even ATOT nefs.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>My<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>wife?s stockings were hung by her ?chimney? with care, in hopes that I would soon be there!<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT>
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fficeffice" /><o></o></FONT></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>My daughter was<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>nestled all snug in her bed,</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>While visions of past boyfriends I had shot danced in her head.</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>With mouse in my one hand and booze in my decanter,</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>I had just settled down for more ATOT banter.</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><o
></o></FONT></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>When out from the bedroom there arose such a clatter,</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>I sprang from my ATOT posting to see what?s the matter.</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>My wife in her nakedness sprang forth to the hall,</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Her ?goblets of grandeur? bouncing round like a ball.</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><o
></o></FONT></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">?Carbo!? She hollers, as she makes her way past,<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>?Thar be those hoodlums back! Get the gun and fast!!</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>I sprang from my seat, already packing some heat,</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>To the back door I ran as quick as I can.</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><o
></o></FONT></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>?I?ll git you, you Dukes!<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Ahh-cooo-cooo-cooo!? I shout in my best Rosco tout!</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>But the boys disappear like fast swimmin? trout.</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>?Tar-nation!?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I say as walk back inside, </FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>?They can run, but they cain?t hide!</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><o
></o></FONT></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>So back to my room I go and sit at my ?puter,</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>When my wife turns to me to show me her hooter.</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>?Not now woman!? I say ?Just don?t bother me!?</FONT>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>?I have to post this on ATOT!?</FONT>
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