1 ?(Lisa) ?I?m going to become a vegetarian? (Homer) ?Does that mean you?re not going to eat any pork?? ?Yes? ?Bacon?? ?Yes Dad? Ham?? ?Dad all those meats come from the same animal? ?Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!?"
2 ?Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.?
3 ?When you?re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.?
4 ?Is it Bacon Day??
5 ?Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.?
6 ?Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!?
7 Homer: I?ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o?clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn?t!
8 ?[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I?m having that right now?[normal] Ooh, bacon!?
9 ?Mmm ? bacon?
10 ?Mmm ? unexplained bacon?
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