An idea to stop spam, banned people, and other things

oiprocs

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So I just read the "Better in life" thread by douchebag #9786786786876, aka knowledgeisme. For some reason, it annoyed the hell out of me to know this loser created an account, served up one post, and will never use it again.

Thus, here is my contribution to solving this problem, though it seems rather tedious to put into place.

Anytime a new account is created, each post must be verified to check if it's just for sh!ts and giggles or if it's really legit. Maybe we could have a forum specifically for these introductory posts, where lifers are enabled to review the posts of new accounts and determine whether they are valid or not.

Once a post has been approved, it is transferred to it's appropriate thread. Let's say I start an account, and post in thread "I like beer". My post will not show up until it's approved. A new account would require at minimum 100 posts approved. Once the minimum has been reached, any further posts by that account will appear right away in the thread, like it does right now.

I give lifers the say because, well they've sat on their butts the longest so they've got the best chance at being able to decipher/recognize the crap from the genuine interest. :p

There's a lot of flaws with this idea, but I think the general concept might be able to work given a few tweaks here and there. What do you guys think?
 

rivan

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I think we've had a storm of spammers in the last couple weeks (at least I've only just noticed 'em). It's probably one person making all the posts. Ignore him long enough and he'll go away.
 

oiprocs

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Oops. Thank you for a thread move mod.

You're not a lifer hypn0tik. :p
 

Steve

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At the heaviest times of day, more than 500 people could be posting here and fewer than 20 would be mods on duty.
 

olds

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Originally posted by: oiprocs
Oops. Thank you for a thread move mod.

You're not a lifer hypn0tik. :p

So, how are you any better than the first spammer?
 

olds

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Originally posted by: Steve
At the heaviest times of day, more than 500 people could be posting here and fewer than 20 would be mods on duty.

513/7 right now.
 

oiprocs

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: oiprocs
Oops. Thank you for a thread move mod.

You're not a lifer hypn0tik. :p

So, how are you any better than the first spammer?

What first spammer? Is my thread a spam? If it is, get rid of it.
 

olds

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Originally posted by: oiprocs
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: oiprocs
Oops. Thank you for a thread move mod.

You're not a lifer hypn0tik. :p

So, how are you any better than the first spammer?

What first spammer? Is my thread a spam? If it is, get rid of it.

OK, your account is locked. You'll never be a lifer....
 

oiprocs

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: oiprocs
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: oiprocs
Oops. Thank you for a thread move mod.

You're not a lifer hypn0tik. :p

So, how are you any better than the first spammer?

What first spammer? Is my thread a spam? If it is, get rid of it.

OK, your account is locked. You'll never be a lifer....

But, but, the Secret Lifer Lair?? The Golden Bathroom? The free beer and tin foil hats? :(
 

jjones

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I like this idea. The mods will be so busy they won't have time to merge any more superbowl threads. ;)
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: oiprocs
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: oiprocs
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: oiprocs
Oops. Thank you for a thread move mod.

You're not a lifer hypn0tik. :p

So, how are you any better than the first spammer?

What first spammer? Is my thread a spam? If it is, get rid of it.

OK, your account is locked. You'll never be a lifer....

But, but, the Secret Lifer Lair?? The Golden Bathroom? The free beer and tin foil hats? :(

All these glorious benefits will be opened up to you after 9,195 more posts. :p
 

oiprocs

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
All these glorious benefits will be opened up to you after 9,195 more posts. :p

At an average of 3.46 posts per day, I will meet that goal in.......7.28 years.

By then, you'll probably need 20K just to get Lifer, and the Lair will be 10x better.

I'll never make it. :(
 

Jeff7

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I think it would be a lot more effective to start up subscriptions again, and use the money to hire a bounty hunter to kill the spammers. Soon, among spammers, it would be known that posting spam on ATOT means a gruesome death. I think they'd leave us alone.

Of course, then we'd need a judge and jury to determine when execution is warranted. I mean sure, some cases are perfectly clear. Black guy avatar, 1 post, "FREE IPODS NIGERIA PRINCE \/|AGRA LINK." BZZZT, execute.
Some aren't spam, like when I mention 1000bulbs.com in a thread about CFL's, and talk about their good service. I believe that's called "pimping," which is different from spamming.:D
Other cases might need a judge and jury. Maybe a milder punishment, like shooting out kneecaps, would be ok as a warning.

Rickrolling requires execution of all living relatives as well as the perpetrator. His computer will be sacrificed to Cthulu.
 

BigJ

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
I think it would be a lot more effective to start up subscriptions again, and use the money to hire a bounty hunter to kill the spammers. Soon, among spammers, it would be known that posting spam on ATOT means a gruesome death. I think they'd leave us alone.

Of course, then we'd need a judge and jury to determine when execution is warranted. I mean sure, some cases are perfectly clear. Black guy avatar, 1 post, "FREE IPODS NIGERIA PRINCE \/|AGRA LINK." BZZZT, execute.
Some aren't spam, like when I mention 1000bulbs.com in a thread about CFL's, and talk about their good service. I believe that's called "pimping," which is different from spamming.:D
Other cases might need a judge and jury. Maybe a milder punishment, like shooting out kneecaps, would be ok as a warning.

Rickrolling requires execution of all living relatives as well as the perpetrator. His computer will be sacrificed to Cthulu.

Quit pimping.